So my use of the word hipster (and the title of the post) is a reference to this quote which I think is the original source.

"At SXSW, Rei Inamoto, the chief creative officer for AKQA, shared a nugget of wisdom that I’ve observed to be true: “To run an efficient team, you only need three people: a Hipster, a Hacker, and a Hustler.” - http://www.forbes.com/sites/andyellwood/2012/08/22/the-dream...

It was a colloquial way to get across the point that I couldn't code or design at the point I was looking for a role at a start-up.