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"3 crazy changes made local [your town here] mom save 50% on solar panels in just 16 short months. What happens next is incredible"

"You won't believe these 3 changes that just made energy purchasers sit up and pay attention!"

The big secret to solar costs utility companies don't want you to know

"Read these 3 tips to boost your solar efficiency! Energy companies hate them!"

You clearly have a fantastically lucrative career in annoying-headline-writing ahead of you.

I'm trying to validate my product. Would you pay me $5/day for an annoying headline?

"10 Crazy ways to validate your product for free that startup gurus won't tell you about!"

PS: I don't know what the 10 ways are, I just write headlines.

7's the key number here. Think about it. 7-Elevens. 7 dwarves. 7, man, that's the number. 7 chipmunks twirlin' on a branch, eatin' lots of sunflowers on my uncle's ranch. You know that old children's tale from the sea. It's like you're dreamin' about Gorgonzola cheese when it's clearly Brie time, baby. Step into my office.