What? I said objecting to the name is childish. That doesn't mean I think everything should have whimsical names, and I really don't know how you interpreted that from what I said?
So what's your presumably non-childish objection to other things being given "whimsical" names?
I don't object to that either?
Do you or do you not believe everything should have a whimsical name?
To save time: If your answer to this is "No, I do not believe everything should have a whimsical name", then what is your non-childish objection to whimsical names in some cases?
(Except in the sense that variety is preferable, but I don't think that's what you're getting at.)
If not, you'd be an excellent committee member. You'd be a total hit at committees.