Donate?! WTF, go away. I want to swipe and go, damnit. I didn't come to your establishment to take part in your charity drive.
Debit? Credit? WTF, can't you tell?!
Is this the correct amount? Shit, I don't know. Did the computer add correctly? Is this a bartering interface, where I get to say "NO", and make a counteroffer? No? Then why the hell are you asking me when I don't have a real alternative choice to make?
My personal supreme pet peeve is going to a gas pump, pressing the credit button at the pump (which has both credit and debit buttons), then being asked if the credit card I just swiped is in fact a debit card.