In all seriousness, using cards used to be super-fast. Remember those Visa commercials - swipe and go, swipe and go, oh no someone with cash ugh it will take forever.
Now in CVS I have to swipe the card, tap NO (I don't want to donate), YES (this is debit card), my pin, YES (is $9.75 correct?) and then wait for transaction to be completed. Meanwhile a guy next to me handed $10 bill and got quarter back. He left before I finished swiping my card..