To be fair, however you slice it this is one cool story that just lends itself to buzzwords and hype.
Nah, the word "deep" also needs to be in there somewhere!
"A DeepChain node"... Voilà!
And Node
Using node.js, telsa coils regulate an internal blockchain economy by forming self-assembling carbon nanotube based deep learning networks, breakthrough for self driving flying cars powered by hybrid thorium/solar roadways.
... in Go.
This sounds like it came from a Markov chain with HN headlines as the corpus.