And of course, if you block the obvious exfiltration methods, all you do is force the attacker to do something more creative. Like modulating inter-packet timings, or even sending data to a nearby radio receiver by using the system bus as an antenna.
Lots of organizations use various forms of intrusion detection. A network intrusion detection system (NIDS) would be an off-device system which monitors network traffic for suspicious or obviously malicious packets.
It's certainly no guarantee, but somewhere along the line someone probably would have noticed something if these systems were exfiltrating data via the network using something like IPv4 headers. Specifically, a quick look makes it look like Snort (an open source NIDS) may actually be distributed with rules to alert on IPv4 reserved bits being set.
What you seem to keep missing is that we know from the Snowden leaks that the capability already exists, and NSA has successfully used implants to do data exfil in the past.
This isn't true. Absence of evidence is weak evidence of absence, and suggests that it's not the case.
Not disagreeing with anything else in your comment, but that quote completely defies Bayes 101.
If the code says "phone home if anywhere on the screen you see one of the following email addresses" then it won't show up in a normal security audit, unless you email one of those people during the audit. All the NSA has to do is make the phoning home rare enough that it's probabilisticly unlikely to be observed.
https://events.ccc.de/congress/2013/Fahrplan/events/5380.htm...