Seeing all the "This site requires JavaScript, please turn on JavaScript and refresh the page" messages I get makes me think of putting all your content in <noscript>s, and then adding a script that writes "For your privacy and security, this site requires that your browser not run JavaScript. Please disable JavaScript and refresh the page." followed by links to sites explaining the bad side of JS-on-by-default and how to turn it off with things like NoScript.

Maybe it'll take off and people will understand, maybe not. But it's something worth pondering.