>Can we go back to Web 1.0 please? Everything was simple, everything worked, everything was fast.
No. Software is allowed to evolve, even if you don't like it.
>Or at least can we compromise and have a few reasonable design choices from Web 2.0 and Web 3.0 merged back in with Web 1.0, and just go with that?
No. People are allowed to make their own decisions about how to design and build their sites, and they have the freedom to make decisions you disagree with.
>The current Web is just too broken, but there's nowhere to file a bug report.
It's broken for you, but it's extremely entitled of you to declare it broken for everyone. Far, far more people would consider "revert to Web 1.0" to be a broken experience, and the web belongs as much to them as it does to you.