This is a straw man argument. The reason so many people are criticizing left-pad et al is about the cost of adding a dependency.
> trust their package manager
That's exactly the problem: you're assuming that a package manager can be trusted. The network isn't reliable, packages can changed innocently or maliciously, and mistakes happen.
The "stupid" part is pretending these have zero risk, and the part that makes some people angry is when they also have to depend on this zero-risk assumption transitively through another library.
> It's not javascript devs fault that the standard library is so piss poor
Nobody is claiming it was. However, Javascript devs are responsible when they add critical dependencies on external components. They are also responsible when they publish libraries that extend those critical dependencies to the people that use their library without a very good reason.