I... can't parse that sentence.
(ROOT
(S
(NP
(NP (PRP$ my) (JJ complete) (NN shock))
(SBAR (IN that)
(S
(NP
(NP (NN anything))
(PP (IN in)
(NP (DT this) (NN article))))
(VP (VBZ is)
(ADJP (JJ unknown)
(PP (TO to)
(NP (DT all))))))))
(VP (VBZ is)
(ADVP (RB inversely))
(VP (VBG proportional)
(PP (TO to)
(NP (PRP$ my) (NN programming) (NNS abilities)))))
(. .)))
I agree that it's quite convoluted, but surprisingly it's not incorrectHeck, is an inverse-corollary relationship even meaningful if you only have one datum (one double of the two observations he's made) and not a sliding range?
It's the semantics rather than the syntax that are tricky.
"My complete and undying love for you is proportional to my blood alcohol level."
For values of proportional equal to caused by, I suppose.
Ah, I take your point; just drop the word complete , it makes sense if you're a bit less pedantic here.