You sound like a grumpy old man.
> Recursive dependency resolution is nice and all but isn't this going to create a massive technological debt that needs to be maintained?
Keeping each package small and self-contained reduces the technical debt. If you depend on a monolithic library like Django, an update can be months of work with impact all over your code. If you depend on the same amount of code, but split into 100 smaller libraries, everything becomes much easier to maintain.
> Semver is not a magic bullet
It's pretty close. Having an ecosystem where everyone follows it religiously because all the tooling is built around it is really nice.
> Also, seems like a security disaster waiting to happen (I don't use CDN because I like to make sure I review code before putting it on my important websites).
It doesn't have to be. Reviewing all the code you depend on is a fool's errand IMO, but if you want to do it then NPM makes it very easy.
> Linux distributions like Debian have put in huge effort into making a packaging system that is secure and doesn't lead to dependency hell. You can argue how successful they have been but, and maybe I'm ignorant, I don't see the same effort and level of maturity in the Javascript/npm ecosystem.
The node ecosystem has been very good at avoiding dependency hell. It's well designed. They could stand to learn from Debian on the security front though.