Here's an crazy thought: when lawyers are in court, one of them is always wrong. Imagine that. A lawyer being wrong. Mind blown. Is your lawyer a software engineer? If not, he doesn't know anything! He has literally no idea. He can't even comprehend software. It would melt his brain.

So you ask, how can I the holder of meagre so-called "Computer Science PhD", comprehend the the holy (and unspeakable) knowledge of those who have spent an unimaginable three years studying law? Who am I to question our very gods? Well, sir, I give you "The Wikipedia":

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Clean_room_design#Examples

Perhaps we should have it destroyed for spreading the "unspeakable" knowledge, rightfully known only by our lawyer-priests and spoken amongst them in their own tongue.