Serious question: how do you pronounce 'pwn'?
Is it 'pone'? 'poon'? 'pwin'? 'pown'? Something else?
It was originally a misspelling of 'own' I think.
Probably accidental at first and then subsequently used mockingly to engender cavalier sloppyness as if the recipient was not worthy of the respect or fleeting seconds required to fix simple mistakes before sending the message. This etomology is now lost on most users of "pwn". People who were not around before "pwn" was ever used pronounce it differently. Generally "poned"