God damn Diane Greene hit it out of the park with this one! Amazing work getting Apple to migrate so much away from Amazon.
Especially irksome is whenever a product launches or a deal is signed, the exec replies-all to the mass internal celebration email with a "So proud of this team!" message. Ok, thanks for smiling upon us peons with your lordly approval, after the 4 hours total you personally put into the effort.
Sorry... slightly bitter :-)
Also, consider Greene's (no relation) Law #1: Never outshine the master.