Maybe job titles should somehow indicate the number of others in the company with the same job title. So VP/3500 would mean there are 3500 people with the title "VP" in the company. Not so impressive.
I remember once when my dad worked at IBM, he mentioned the president of IBM was only 5 "bosses" up from him. I was really impressed, until he told me that it's not that impressive, because 10,000 other people are also in the same position.