1 United States: masters of the Universe
2 China: evils commies, but biggest capitalists
3 India: H-1B source
4 United Kingdom: mother of colonial masters
5 Japan: funny robots
6 Russia: evil soviets conquering the free world
7 Canada: mounted police
8 Germany: nazi cars
9 Australia: other indigenous people genocidal colonists, but more discrete
10 France: messy/ordered, free/binding systems no one understands; Parisss
11 Israel: origin of half of the problems of the world, but nothing can be said against them for they are friends of the masters (even masters cannot say anything), so let us talk about drones
12 Spain: collapsing tomayto economics
13 Brazil: bikini crimelords, evil socialists
15 Pakistan : like H-1B, but terrorists
16 Netherlands: technical devices for growers
17 Sweden: boring devices
18 Greece: collapsing goat economics, might become evil socialists
19 Italy: romantic bunga-bunga
20 Ireland: collapsing potayto economics, less Irish than 4th generation American-Irish masters.
21 Mexico: builds and feeds Silicon Valley
22 Switzerland: safe, safes, savings