"Psychologists have determined, for example, that shares in companies with easy-to-pronounce names do indeed significantly outperform those with hard-to-pronounce names."
A giant "citation needed" needs to be attached to this. A quick search came up with this: http://www.pnas.org/content/103/24/9369.full - pretty terrible. I hope such a breathless claim isn't actually being backed by such lame research.