i get angry at my building's elevators every damn day. They should park themselves at the ground floor before 10:30am and above ground after. I get to th building before 7am and there are times when 6 of us are waiting on one of 4 elevators for at least two minutes. It's inexplicable. They should be there waiting and ready. Ain't no on 11-21 trying to go DOWN before 7.

So yes I think I could program an elevator. And yes I think I could do it better than the shit it currently is.

Grumble grumble