Edit: In the mean time, I am (sadly) moving docs.wordfence.com back into our data center. I have access to the Dallas server again and so am starting the transfer now. If I can get some clarity on who did this, why and how it got fixed and why it won't happen in future I'm sure me and a bunch of other frustrated ops folks will consider sticking with them or moving back.
I've been a generally happy Linode customer for a long time, but this is my biggest gripe with them. I can almost guarantee you'll never get this. Linode just doesn't do it. Their postmortems on issues (if they ever come) are light on details of the problem, and even lighter on details about their solutions. They seem to do a decent job of addressing most issues, because they rarely have recurring problems, but they never really talk about what they're doing.
(Edit: how is it that perfectly valid technical solutions get downvoted?)
If you don't already have it enabled....well, good luck mate.
From what I can tell, Linode doesn't even have their own AS for customer traffic? It appears that they have an AS for some internal use, but not for customers?
When I left they also didn't really have the staff to run a proper NOC for a full-on AS; one extremely talented network engineer who has since left mostly owned all the "running a grown-up network" stuff, like running down an ASN, working RTBH with the facilities, well-designed uplink strategy at Linode's edge, and lobbying for anycast infrastructure for DNS and so on. They had just hired another purebred networking wonk as I moved on who probably owns it now, and likely has help. So punting a lot of the typical NOC work upstream to a facility with whom you're already working anyway made a bit of resource-related sense at the time, since staffing a NOC for a network of that scale is a significant challenge and they like to operate lean.
That's changing now (I didn't know this and learned it from agwa's comment), which is probably reflective of growth on the resource front.
Also, I wouldn't run around saying that having HE in house is a great thing.
Everyone has to purchase transit at some point. Transit != AS.
I'm a lot less impressed with Linode after this thread than I was before.