2. The 'crank' here is not part of CSS. Computer languages that are declared 'Turing complete' need to be able to crank themselves. You need to be able to tell them to go, and wait. I accept that magic the gathering Turing machine, (at least as long as you remove the word 'may'), because it's part of the MtG rule set that you continue performing all the state transitions until you reach a halt.
3. Allowing this completely external pump means that anything that can add and multiply three numbers and then exit would be counted as Turing complete, because you can then instantiate an infinite number of these and pump data through. The Turing complete nature of that construction lies mostly in that pump. It is not at all just a crank that say 'go'.
And 3 is really the important part here. None of the scary implications of 'Turing complete' come into play, because you can't take the result of one arithmetic statement and feed it into more. All of that playing around is roughly O(n) in terms of page size. Not O(unlimited) as 'Turing complete' might imply.