I was about to say I want Altavista taken down for being too much like Altavista but then thought the joke may not be understood except by old timers.
I'm so glad you didn't post it anyway...
I remember some directory pages on Mosaic back in the days that seem very similar to a lot of pages on the web now. Maybe they need to take down all the web servers and replace with static html. :)
All these pages with the angle brackets -- I think I did some of that a dozen years ago. Where's the number for my lawyer?