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I suffer from pathological Ailurophobia and UNIX triggers panic attacks. Please fix this to ensure my comfort.

What does UNIX have to do with cats (or do you mean the `cat` utility)?

Anyway, while it's easy to snark at this, that doesn't seem particularly worthwhile. As, for example, https://github.com/nodejs/node/issues/3721#issuecomment-1552... shows, it's perfectly possible to disapprove of this idea and to explain why civilly.

Semantics: snark provides no value, where satire illuminates it. The above is satire.