> but an embarrassing overall violent crime rate.
Violent crime in UK is much lower than in US. UK crime statistics are more robust than US crime stats.
In particular: The US uses a different definition of violent crime. The US doesn't bother to include a bunch of crime that the UK does include.
United Kingdom: http://www.homeoffice.gov.uk/publications/science-research-s...
“Violent crime contains a wide range of offences, from minor assaults such as pushing and shoving that result in no physical harm through to serious incidents of wounding and murder. Around a half of violent incidents identified by both BCS and police statistics involve no injury to the victim.” (THOSB – CEW, page 17, paragraph 1.)
United States: http://www.fbi.gov/about-us/cjis/ucr/crime-in-the-u.s/2011/c...
“In the FBI’s Uniform Crime Reporting (UCR) Program, violent crime is composed of four offenses: murder and nonnegligent manslaughter, forcible rape, robbery, and aggravated assault. Violent crimes are defined in the UCR Program as those offenses which involve force or threat of force.” (FBI – CUS – Violent Crime)
In the UK a push that results in no physical harm could be counted as a violent crime. That same push, resulting in the same lack of physical harm, would not be counted as a violent crime in the US.
> your constables that are a hour out.
That's weirdly wrong too.