Huffman encoding? Then why are so many of the defaults wrong? Nearly any perl programmer would tell you that your programs should start with "use strict", so wouldn't Huffman encoding dictate that "strict" would need to be turned off if you didn't want it? And choosing "special return value" to signal failure can't possibly be shorter than using exceptions, it can only be as good if you don't handle any errors.
He's always reminded me of someone trying to be "deep" after smoking a joint.