Recruiter:
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[Long email from "Steve" looking for Rails dev for a place called CustomInk]
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Me:
I only work for companies who recycle 100% of their paper and plastic and who have plans to run on solar power by 2017, could you tell me CustomInk's stance on these matters?
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Recruiter:
Unfortunately, I do not have this information. It is a fantastic company to work for, though.
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Me:
Okay, I might make an exception if it is really so fantastic. Could you please let me know whether there is a tactical obstacle course on the company grounds? I am used to having this available for exercise to break up coding.
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Recruiter:
Aerovistae,
There is not.
S
----------- Me:
This is sounding less fantastic by the minute, Steve.
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Recruiter:
I wish you all the best in finding an employer that offers you everything you require.
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Me:
Steve, don't take that tone with me.
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After which he stopped responding.