I actually like that we're having a substantive discussion in a snarky way.
But 1980s? Not to make it personal, but I finished Brown in 1992 and dropped out of Berkeley in 1994 (where I arguably invented ASLR [0], though the basic idea was Larry Peterson's) My field was OS in general and networking in specific, I took Mark Weiser's ubiquitous computing seminar from Mark Weiser, and if there are pieces of paper entitling me to talk about anything, it's '80s networking. "And you, sir, are no '80s networking."
'80s networking as I remember it: at Brown, it was all about TCP/IP versus OSI and crap like that. At Berkeley, the emphasis was more on ATM. And crap like that. Congestion control algorithms, like garbage collection, can be invented indefinitely. Frankly, the only thing more boring and irrelevant than '80s networking: '90s networking. At least in the '80s people still wrote new transport layers and stuff, in the vain delusion that they might get adopted.
And at least in the '90s they still invented their own IETF application-layer protocols that got deployed, or that you could imagine getting deployed. Like that great winner, XMPP. (I spent a particularly depressing afternoon as a fly on the wall in a pre-XMPP working group at some IETF in '97 or '98.) And ACAP? Wherefore art thou, ACAP? And all the calendaring stuff? Various bits of things that were designed to be open networks got fitted into various proprietary protocols of the 2000s.
(Nothing is ever new in CS, and if you're a grad student looking for new ideas about networking, this pattern suggests that the best place to look is '60s and '70s papers. Have fun digging! Or does no one do that these days, either?)
So anyway, we were talking about cows. I get it. You're not interested in cows, only in cow heads. Obviously I share your feelings about cow heads. Love 'em.
So, your problem is: the Internet is full of firewalls and crap. It's a restricted-routing network. This sucks. I remember the Internet when it had no firewalls. You do too. We remember when the Internet was a social network. What is the Internet now? Like we say on the intro page, it's a fing modem, which you use to log in to fing AOL.
So let's create an overlay network with unrestricted routing. Some kind of P2P scheme. (I hope you know Adam Ierymenko's ZeroTier -- he's api on HN. I believe he's basically solved this problem as you define it.)
Great! You have a near-perfect VPN. What else is an overlay network? Have you recreated the Internet as a social network? You know, the Internet that had a distributed Reddit called Usenet -- which, as a digital society, was as far above Reddit as Reddit is above YouTube comments?
Dude, you haven't even come close. All you have is another VPN. Why were those restricted networks put in place? Nobody had a "firewall" when I was at Brown.
To put it another way: what is your overlay network doing? Since you're delegating layer 7 to the OS, you're providing the same basic service as '80s networking, '90s networking, and of course now networking. You're sending datagrams or streams or something between Unix processes on different Unix machines.
For starters, how do you identify these endpoints? A ZeroTier address is an identity in a sense, but it provides no useful information. There's no way to tie it to any identity you're actually interested in.
Who needs a new network for Unix processes to receive data from an effectively infinite set of anonymous untrusted identities?
We already have one of these networks. We call it the Internet. It was a great social network when everyone with an IP address was an institutionally trusted entity. Once that became untrue, we put firewalls on it and it turned into a modem. Anyone can see that this will happen to your overlay network. ZeroTier can be used as a public network or a VPN -- it's a great VPN. With due respect to api, I would focus on that side of the business :-)
But of course there's a bazillion VPNs. You want something different -- you want a cow head. You don't care about the cow body. That's fine. We don't all have to be generalists.
Your theory is: why hasn't someone built a cow head and stitched it onto the alligator body yet? My theory is: (1) if you stitch any head to an alligator and it sticks, it's probably an alligator head; (2) our alligator already has a head, and nothing will be gained by cutting it off and stitching it back on again.
Now, you can see how this process of inferring the rest of the cow goes. You need an identity system, or something, for your network. A PKI. The cow neck. Who holds these identities? Processes on Unix servers? O rly? You're going to infer that person X signed document Y, because person X is connected -- in some way -- to a Unix process with access key to K? Sure, I guess we do that for HTTPS servers, but... for individual human beings?
Ok, you're going to build access to K as a separate component of each application? One keystore per process? Or since it's 2015, per container or whatever? Or the whole computer has access to K? O rly? This is good, this is really good.
So you decide to do what the browser did: create a new opaque layer, above Unix proper and isolated from it, to manage your applications. Imagine if JS "apps" could make system calls through the browser. There'd be no such thing as a Web app. HN would be like a Java applet or something.
An opaque layer (imagine a node that couldn't make system calls, for instance) gives you two wins: it lets you standardize the semantics of a network node precisely, and it lets you run untrusted code with perfect encapsulation. And it offers the even more intriguing possibility of running other peoples' code automagically, which is incredibly useful in a distributed system -- for example, to disseminate protocol validator updates. Thus, "the browser for the server side."
And you go on cow-engineering thus. Until you have the full cow. Then you can drink milk every day and laugh at your strange detour into cow-alligator Frankenstacks.
[0]http://bit.ly/1YGuvcC