First time using WHOIS?

    Ryans-iMac:~ ryan$ whois microsoft.com
    
    Whois Server Version 2.0
    
    Domain names in the .com and .net domains can now be registered
    with many different competing registrars. Go to http://www.internic.net
    for detailed information.
    
    MICROSOFT.COM.ARE.GODDAMN.PIGFUCKERS.NET.NS-NOT-IN-SERVICE.COM
    MICROSOFT.COM.CAN.GO.FUCK.ITSELF.AT.SECZY.COM
    MICROSOFT.COM.EENGURRA.COM
    MICROSOFT.COM.FILLS.ME.WITH.BELLIGERENCE.NET
    MICROSOFT.COM.HAS.A.PRESENT.COMING.FROM.HUGHESMISSILES.COM
    MICROSOFT.COM.IS.A.MESS.TIMPORTER.CO.UK
    MICROSOFT.COM.IS.A.STEAMING.HEAP.OF.FUCKING-BULLSHIT.NET
    MICROSOFT.COM.IS.IN.BED.WITH.CURTYV.COM
    MICROSOFT.COM.IS.NICE.WHEN.TOASTED.COMKAL.NET
    MICROSOFT.COM.IS.NOT.HOSTED.BY.ACTIVEDOMAINDNS.NET
    MICROSOFT.COM.IS.NOT.YEPPA.ORG
    MICROSOFT.COM.LIVES.AT.SHAUNEWING.COM
    MICROSOFT.COM.LOVES.ME.KOSMAL.NET
    MICROSOFT.COM.MAKES.RICKARD.DRINK.SAMBUCA.0800CARRENTAL.COM
    MICROSOFT.COM.MATCHES.THIS.STRING.AT.KEYSIGNERS.COM
    MICROSOFT.COM.MORE.INFO.AT.WWW.BEYONDWHOIS.COM
    MICROSOFT.COM.RAWKZ.MUH.WERLD.MENTALFLOSS.CA
    MICROSOFT.COM.SHOULD.GIVE.UP.BECAUSE.LINUXISGOD.COM
    MICROSOFT.COM.SHOULD.INSTALL-GENTOO.NET
    MICROSOFT.COM.SOFTWARE.IS.NOT.USED.AT.REG.RU
    MICROSOFT.COM.WAREZ.AT.TOPLIST.GULLI.COM
    MICROSOFT.COM.WILL.BE.BEATEN.WITH.MY.SPANNER.NET
    MICROSOFT.COM.WILL.BE.SLAPPED.IN.THE.FACE.BY.MY.BLUE.VEINED.SPANNER.NET
    MICROSOFT.COM.ZZZ.IS.0WNED.AND.HAX0RED.BY.SUB7.NET
    MICROSOFT.COM.ZZZZZ.GET.LAID.AT.WWW.SWINGINGCOMMUNITY.COM
    MICROSOFT.COM.ZZZZZZ.MORE.DETAILS.AT.WWW.BEYONDWHOIS.COM
    MICROSOFT.COM.ZZZZZZZ.LOLLERSKATES.RENDRAG.NET
    MICROSOFT.COM.ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ.IM.ELITE.WANNABE.TOO.WWW.PLUS613.NET
    MICROSOFT.COM.ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ.GET.ONE.MILLION.DOLLARS.AT.WWW.UNIMUNDI.COM
    MICROSOFT.COM.ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ.LOLLERSKATES.RENDRAG.NET
    MICROSOFT.COM.ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ.IS.A.GREAT.COMPANY.ITREBAL.COM
    MICROSOFT.COM