I'm a big fan of his Slashdot AMA, which he mostly spends informing you about the best ways to bribe policemen and smuggle drugs while you're in Central America.
http://interviews.slashdot.org/story/14/04/06/2344201/interv...
http://interviews.slashdot.org/story/14/04/06/2344201/interv...
> I would never run for office, neither would I want to be in office, of any kind. I would rather drive a nail through my foot.