Earth intuitions are not good to apply to the universe. Life on Earth may seem very robust and resilient, but the universe as a whole does not seem friendly to it. And yet, even things as hostile as the surface of the sun is as a verdant garden paradise for life compared to the dark matter universe, because at least on the sun, atoms interact with each other. The dark matter universe looks more like one of those universes where someone tweaked the constants so that stars and planets never form and so nothing but hydrogen ever exists. It doesn't matter how much hydrogen you pour into a universe, if that's all you have, it's not going to be alive.
I don't believe we can't detect anything but purely dark matter planets passing in front of stars, and thus we can't rule out "life", only "planets".
I also don't believe our theory is sufficient to distinguish "generic cloud of dark matter" and "cloud of dark matter in 'organic chemical' analogs", particularly because of our lack of sensitive gravitational measurements to directly test.
So if dark matter is found independently of matter* there'd be on the order of 10's of mg of it in the whole earth which would seem impossible to ever measure via gravity.
* Probably a huge if, it's just a thought experiment