It was sort of darkly funny to be reading along as you're quoting the guy then all of a sudden hit so matter-of-factly, "He's dead, but you can still get the thing from...." A real splash of cold water.
I get what you're trying to accomplish with the parallel construction, but that's a pretty callous way to describe it :/
The poster didn't express that he was upset. He expressed an opinion that your description was callous.