After looking at the Wikipedia page, it seems that your method would be equivalent to the "random radius" aka "1/2" aka "ninja" method.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bertrand_paradox_(probability)
This is a good demonstration of the paradox here. You phrase your method as "random vectors in an infinite plane", but even when it is equivalent to the "ninja" method, the ninja method doesn't seem right to you.