Thanks for that article by the way. I've referenced it often to make the point that allocation behaviour is complex and messy.
> I don’t believe this in even the slightest. That is not a meaningful metric for literally any actual workload in the universe. It defies common sense.
I just want to make the point here that making bump allocators fast is useful because it's an essential part of modern allocators and will be called A LOT in case of CPython.
That benchmark is useful to make sure the codegen/JIT is performing like it should, but it is still just measuring bump pointer allocation in the most ideal situation. 2 cycles/alloc is entirely normal reasonable considering modern uarchs, the critical path is two one-cycle uops.
Now, I agree with your point that this is far from meaningful for the p95/p99 of actual workloads. That is indeed the metric that users or customers actually care about. Modern GCs, like Go's, have moved away from using throughput as a metric. It's "easy" to make bump allocators fast, the hard problem is everything else around it: you still need to allocate your arenas/pools and manage the object lifetime. In the case of CPython that's refcounting, deallocs, GCs, work that modern CPUs really suck at (bad locality, bad branching).
I measured ~19.5% of the wallclock time of pyperformance benchmarks being related to memory management (ISPASS25 poster). That's not taking into account the extra boxing and struct slots being created for bookkeeping purposes, which adds more second-order effect related to cache pressure. It's insanely hard to accurately measure memory management overheads.