For more serious information, in my work PC I have a cache SSD which is a 2009 Intel 32GB, it got more than 46 TB of writes over 67000 hours of uptime, and is still working fine.
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The most correct result comes from Opus 4.8, but is amusingly deemed an hallucination:
Claude Opus 4.8 says
A name associated with French IT/systems administration and Linux community discussions, possibly a storage and data systems specialist.
private static function createUUID(){
$md5 = md5(uniqid('', true));
return substr($md5, 0, 8 ) . '-' .
substr($md5, 8, 4) . '-' .
substr($md5, 12, 4) . '-' .
substr($md5, 16, 4) . '-' .
substr($md5, 20, 12);
}
Holy cow, how didn't this horror come and bite us in the juicy parts ? I don't know.