swader999

Probably not a lumberjack.

Construction was never the best metaphor for programming. The compiler constructs the code. Software dev is closer to building architecture than construction.

Meaning is clear? Sure ok. 1984.

I told my team to smack me upside the head if I ever try to ship something so daft as that.

There's an edge case somewhere that will affect a real user when you can't get a zero. Forecasting simulations perhaps?

The Mac M series is more impressive imo. But maybe that's just because it's more recent to me.

Betty from accounting will have words.

This is probably the best way to read it: Do not presume to correct another person while remaining blind to your own faults. Examine and correct yourself first; only then are you in a position to help your brother with his.

It literally is meant as a beam, a bit of exaggeration for emphasis.

So we are meant to assess and help others but first must correct our own selves.

That's a good looking kitty!

The one I get constantly is we want "custom reporting". Well what the hell is that really? Why, why, why do you need that? Then I just build a new feature they will actually use and defer "custom reporting" for another month.

Welcome to management.

I do it all the time. Am I stable? Depends who you talk too.

Right? Growing up in the eighties we'd twist, stand on them, double up, back flip out of them.

You won't have any real power in that scenario, you'll just be shut off.

Ok Bill.

This was routed internally to CatGPT which runs only Vera ribbon.

I make my brother look older and plumper in most pics he sends me. It makes me laugh.

Hopefully you get a decked out command center too.

Did you negotiate extra hard for the 'Incident Commander' title? I'm a bit jealous to be honest.

At our small company we are hooked on individual subs. But yeah a larger dev shop can't really pull that off and I get how they'd be dying by the token cost.

Yes, I pretty much took August off waiting for the next version.

Is lake Michigan taken?

Can't cursor just use open router? This might backfire on them and push more money to second tier good enough models.

Robots don't even have four hands.

I'm rooting for them vs them.

No, they should demand 'Verified Purchases'. We know this is technically possible.

I can't remember the last time I clicked an ad link. I can't even remember a brand I've seen advertised.

I thought we were in a end of times global climate crisis? So confusing...

I don't understand why we tolerate this. We'd never hire someone that interviewed with this communication style and if we did we'd probably pip them fast.

It's like it has a built in e bullshit generator.

https://www.bullshitgenerator.com/