soopypoos

But if a motor is needed to counter the retracting spring, doesn't that mean any impact must overcome the motor before the spring will engage?

Then why is it spring-loaded?

I don't think that mentions it being motorized

How does it being motorized prevent injury?

The secret is to pre-write all your talking

piss on your feet (not in the sauna)

Neisseria gonorrhoeae doesn't even have muscles but it can pull 100,000x its own weight

it also helps avoid Neptune's kiss

but the result is loud, crass and distasteful so...

Yeah it probably shrank as it developed

"Your Pet Cat Has a Smaller Brain Than Its Wild Ancestors"

https://www.smithsonianmag.com/smart-news/cat-brains-have-sh...

> In 2024 alone, the FCC fined major U.S. carriers $200 million for illegally selling subscriber location data.

Was that "you didn't put that in your privacy policy" or "your policy is illegal"?

cats hate stairs

But then you did get one?

it'd get caught by a bird

You're only polite out of habit?

What for?

and dubstep

Last night I dreamed of flying toasters

goldpanner complains about wet tools

"Disable absolute volume" setting (in Developer options) might help. It separates the phone volume control from the headphones volume control so it's like a preamp.

more like gaolposts amirite

Assistant Head Teacher

I'd rather die.

I do it for my bookie

I wonder if I'm more likely to get denied entry wearing juggalo face or classic camo paint

and ruthless efficiency

That industrial noise at night isn't required; it's just cheaper than being quieter.

it keeps them off the road

> advantage of not requiring power. Vinyl doesn’t even have that.

well actually...