I'm not going to remember the word Jelly. It has been too ingrained in me to mean sweet, mucky fruit gunk. Please come up with something shorter, and if possible and I actually did cut the tip of my finger off, something that doesn't require three fingers to type right. ;p
Seems to me this problem can be solved by turning to our founding fathers advice as well. For starters, abolish the production of porn and the other filth that Muslims hate us for. Then, if that doesn't work. Drop a few nuclear bombs on the Middle East. Turn the whole area into a parking lot. This could be accomplished in two months.
I happen to like the hardware a bit more than when I first got the MBPr, but would LOVE to have a good Debian install guide for this puppy. Heck, I might even settle for Ubuntu in the meantime.