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sampsonjs··on Push, push, push. Expanding your comfort zone
To me, this comment is more proof that muslims are the new gooks.
sampsonjs··on An Unexpected Ass Kicking
I fail to see how this was an "ass kicking". Mr. Runyon met someone who's a pioneer in his field and had an enjoyable time listening to him rant about the iWhatever devices. Did Runyon also "get his shit pushed in" by Mr. Kirsch?
sampsonjs··on Blind man shocks researchers with what he sees.
Without reading the article, let me take a guess: Attackships on fire off the shoulder of orion, c-beams glittering in the dark near Tannhäuser Gate?
sampsonjs··on The Boston Globe gets a look at a DB of every bomb the US has ever dropped
"The database, he said, has recently been used to investigate civilian deaths in Afghanistan and to judge claims by Iraqi villagers that bombs containing depleted uranium contaminated their water supply."

Wait, how about we have a "hackathon" to figure out ways to stops those bombs from being dropped in the first place! That would be totes awesome!

sampsonjs··on 1987 Time Capsule Predictions by Sci-Fi Writers About 2012
Worth a read: Pitfalls of Prophecy: Why Science Fiction So Often Fails to Predict the Future , http://www.locusmag.com/2009/Westfahl_Predictions.html. Why do they think that the fact that they write science fiction makes it worth listening to their predictions anyways? Well, besides the genre inferiority complex, which requires its hacks to pretend they're prophets, so they can feel important.
sampsonjs··on The Average Canadian is Now Richer than the Average American
More like Time Pamphlet, am I right?
sampsonjs··on Why I read The Economist, and why you should, too
See also: the New Yorker.
sampsonjs··on Why I read The Economist, and why you should, too
It's a matter of tone. Write in a dry voice, sound as disspassionate as possible, try to sound academic, and middlebrow readers will assume you must be a fount of un-biased, rational analysis.
sampsonjs··on Facebook shares hit again as valuation doubts rise
Tell it to Wall Street, Sun Tzu. The user just submitted the story, he didn't write it.
sampsonjs··on Show HN: my Mac app just got fireballed
Wait, does this mean Mac OS isn't already perfect as is?
sampsonjs··on How I Tricked Myself Into Being Awesome
Suggested title for all self help submissions to Haxor News: "How I discovered the one and only one secret to being incredibly awesome at everything".
sampsonjs··on Google Drive vs. Dropbox Terms of Service
If any of this blather is an attempt to prevent me from giving my money to Google instead of Dropbox, mission failed. Pay 2 to 4 times as much for the same service? I don't think so. Google wins, T. K. O., pwned with a capital P.
sampsonjs··on Don’t Be Evil: How Google Screwed a Startup
If they're screwing people over, sounds like it's time for a lawsuit, not yearning for a startup white knight to ride to the rescue.
sampsonjs··on C.S. Lewis on Writing
How about some advice from a better writer? Like "Politics and the English Lagnuage": http://www.mtholyoke.edu/acad/intrel/orwell46.htm

"(v) Never use a foreign phrase, a scientific word, or a jargon word if you can think of an everyday English equivalent."

Like saying "orthogonal" when you mean "unrelated".

sampsonjs··on Hot, crowded, and running out of fuel: Earth of 2050 a scary place
If you think solar or nuclear power will bring nigh infinite energy, say "solar/nuclear power will bring us nigh infinite energy." Using the words "asymptote" and "singularitarian" adds nothing to your highly dubious argument. I'm guessing you regret not finding a way to use the word "orthogonal" to mean "unrelated", too.
sampsonjs··on Hot, crowded, and running out of fuel: Earth of 2050 a scary place
"there is still a lot of petroleum"......

Thank Christ that will never run out.

sampsonjs··on Request for Startups: Kill Hollywood.
LOL @ Jessia not "talking you out of doing something crazy." You didn't do anything crazy, you put up a web page that says "I think Hollywood is doomed!". And that says you possibly might be willing to bet a few grand on someone who agrees with you, maybe. Oh Paul, you daredevil you!
sampsonjs··on Request for Startups: Kill Hollywood.
Graham's Randian techno triumphalism(teh haxxors shall inherit the earth!) is becoming increasingly asinine I see. Movie studios are in decline? I thought their profits and share prices were public record, once you get past any creative accounting, but what do I know: http://www.rawstory.com/rs/2011/12/13/movie-executives-see-r.... If anything a switch to streaming would throw the ball back into their court. In fact someone already created what Graham is asking for, you can see it at www.youtube.com. What's that? Youtube was built on copyrighted content? You say creating footage and promoting it ain't cheap? That the advent of digital video didn't kill Hollywood with a flood of indie films about ugly looking people and their depressing lives (which don't involve vampires and werewolves)? Oh...
sampsonjs··on Why don't they implement Python and Ruby on the web browsers?
Just don't tell me we need to have JavaScript on the server side too, for like, consistency, man.
sampsonjs··on Google Now Censors The Pirate Bay, isoHunt, 4Shared and More
I have no beef with Google doing this, but "censor" is a fine and accurate word for any kind of voluntary suppresion, even if it's now as pejorative as Nazi. Network TV censors rarely stop an entire show from airing, for that matter. e.g. "The show was heavily censored before airing". Let me guess what's next: a fatuous civics lesson on how it's not really "censorship" since Goog isn't the US government.
sampsonjs··on Joel Spolsky video – Simplicity is a way of avoiding looking like you lack value
I sure as hell care about backwards compatability, along with 93% of the desktop market.
sampsonjs··on RIP, Anne McCaffrey
Indeed, it actually is widely viewed as a genre for 'hacks', so much so that I assumed he was using the old, non-stupid connotation of the word. See: last Sunday's episode of the Simpsons, which mercilessly mocked Harry Potter and its imitators. That being said, I enjoyed McCaffrey back in the day.
sampsonjs··on Do a barrel roll - Google Search
If you haven't seen it already, this is relevant. And hilarious: http://www.collegehumor.com/video/5633958/star-fox-in-iraq
sampsonjs··on White House responds to Patent Petition
It's almost like they think the country has bigger problems. Don't they know Sillicon Valley is the center of the universe?
sampsonjs··on How One Missing `var` Ruined our Launch
And that is what happens when you throw static type checking and the other safety features of compiled languages out the window, 'cause all the cool kids are doing it.
sampsonjs··on Don't Call Yourself a Programmer
Excuse me, but the company decides what the titles for positions are, not the applicants. And I'm sure no one with "Software Engineer" in their title ever got laid off. "But the article is really telling you to pick a job where you'll be considered King Shit!". Thanks for that great advice.
sampsonjs··on The Hypocrisy of Occupy Wall Street
From this site's About section:

"Since Jesus walked the earth, God specifically used the marketplace and its leaders to advance the Gospel. Our goal is to explore how God has historically chosen the marketplace to transform lives and how He seeks leaders to again step up and share His love through commerce: the lifeblood of every community.

As you explore God’s heart for business, understand that success in the marketplace and intimacy with Christ are not mutually exclusive. We seek to discover what it means to be anointed for business and the unique opportunity God has given us to transform markets with His love. Come unlock your destiny in the marketplace and become a market-smart and spiritually sharp leader who is empowered to advance the Gospel where it is needed most."

Jesus Christ.

sampsonjs··on In Praise of Bad Steve
So what would happen if I dropped an Iphone 5 in water?
sampsonjs··on How to Rock an Algorithms Interview
Just read the lecture notes for a CS course that covers this already. It will almost always be a course that also covers the sorting algorithms and basic data structures(what is a linked list, tree, graph, etc.) It won't take that long. As for coming up with the Big-O omplexity for a routine on the spot, most job interveiws will throw something at you where it should be intuitive if you know the canonical algorithms. I have yet to read about someone having to solve a recurrence relation on the spot(everyone's already forgotten the cook book approach they learned in school, if they ever learned it at all). It's not a lot to remember, so no big deal if the only thing you use if for is to impress someone. If you want true "Who gives a shit?" material from academia, try Automata Theory, or whatever the course where you learn about the pumping lemma is called. Never read about that coming up in an interview.
sampsonjs··on Guy builds nightvision drone to hunt feral pigs
Only if they make it past the electrified fence. And minefield. And machine gun nests.
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