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reify··on The Tavistock Clinic scandal: 1k court cases that never materialised
Fucking newspapers. All wankers

The mass media are always going on about "facts", Yet they are the prime culprits when it comes to telling bullshit and lies.

They truly are just enablers for the likes of Epstein and all his minions of paedophiles.

Using fake headlines to over state and create scare stories.

It is always the right wing newspapers, the daily mail ilk, et,al. conjuring up magic stories regardless of the negative impact it has on people.

The Daily Mail referred to Tavistock as a “transing factory” while The Sun called it a “discredited NHS clinic that happily handed out hormone drugs to children”.

On 11 August 2022, The Times ran with the headline: “Tavistock gender clinic ‘to be sued by 1,000 families.

turns out this was all bullshit. Only 8 families out of 12,000 patients who received treatment made a complaint about the services, minor complaints, like waiting too long for treatment or fertility not explained adequately, etc

The Tavistock clinic was closed down because of this and prevented many people getting treatment.

reify··on What's the future of agent-to-agent coding collaboration without humans?
red rag catnip to a booster,

they can smell an agent at 50 yards and have wet dreams over them.

I can hear it all now.

Our agent-to-agent is so good, they made a baby-agent just by sending copied code back and forwards to each other. they were really talking and having sex together, just like humans.

reify··on Show HN: WrapClaw – a managed SaaS wrapper around Open Claw
you can now get these at Mcdonalds and other fast food outlets.

  The big-wrap-claw!
  The big-mac-claw!
  kentucky-fried-claw!
  Bur-gher-kin-claw!
With a bag of free claw-fries, take out only
reify··on PsiACE/Skills – A small, shared skill library
thats all well and good, but there is a big but.

Can it lay bricks, plaster a wall, tile a roof and plumb in a new bathroom suite.

I'm not convinced, always the sceptic or is that septic.

lets load the terminal and ask trusty old grep or even ripgrep.

grep -i skills

rg -i skills

returns fuck all

reify··on Show HN: Nudge – A type-safe prompt builder with CLI codegen for AI apps
nudge nudge, wink wink, say no more

A nod's as good as a wink to a blind bat, eh?

Know what I mean, know what I mean. Say no more.

  https://genius.com/Monty-python-nudge-nudge-annotated

  https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ona-RhLfRfc
reify··on Satya Nadella decides Microsoft needs an engineering quality czar
Years ago we used to call them sat navs, those little gadgetty thingy's with mappy things on them.

I never used one. I have a rather big brain that can look at a paper map and remember the route, Its not that difficult.

anyway. I digress.

So this guy with a similar sounding name as a Sat nav. Sat nad!

I keep seeing the same photo in the news of him squeezing a ball or round object with his hands.

I think this is a freudian slip of great magnitude.

He is trying to emulate squeezing more money out of investors for his fantasy project.

Have you noticed they all have shiny polished faces at that company.

and they still talk the same bollocks.

reify··on Show HN: YouTube Skills for AI Agents and OpenClaw
Hey openclaw team:

can you do something about these malicious skills in your registry, Clawhub?

last night the user hightower6eu published more than 200 malicious skills. Each of these tricks the user into installing malware.

ROTFLMAO

malware-skills, claw-scrubber, clawds-shit, molt-n-crook, open-crooked-claw.

All the brain dead fantasy Muppets, jumping on the highway to hell! The road to nowhere.

reify··on [dead]
This is a difficult one.

Are you talking about the "beef bayonet" with a full "standing to attention" erection or a "lazy lob" shaft thickening, pulsating in your pants type of erection.

As a retired psychotherapist. I am pretty sure that there are a lot of anxious worried men who find themselves unemployed, on the verge of unemployment and struggling with erectile dysfunction.

Add to that, a prescription of anti-depressants and your walking around with a limp. bloodless cock all day. Post-SSRI Sexual Dysfunction (PSSD). Its a thing.

Its a common theme amongst men in all walks of life.

men need to go to therapy more

reify··on AI can now fake the videos we trust most
check this shit out

https://mastodon.social/@Richard_Littler/116006045950955600

A video about early 1900s Manchester. All #AI, it's like a fever dream. The absurd narration ("If Manchester sneezes, the global textile market catches a cold") slips between various accents. Most of the visuals are insane: impossible equipment, vanishing objects,.

the eight ai pictures are trash

  Suffragettes holding a sign 'Votes for Wor Wren'
  Random industrial chimney attached to residential home
  Double-decker bus / horse & carriage mashup
  Barman/punters on wrong side of the bar
  'Votes for Wommen'
  Trams with fireworks shooting from their sides
  Impossible typing machine
  A smoking pen. People write backwards gibberish
reify··on [dead]
Do, what any sensible person would do

Go down the pub and have a few pints of lager and packet of crisps and reflect on changing career.

you didnt know how to code before it came along, muppet!

reify··on AI Agents as Autonomous Founders
The usual A4 page of drivel.

If it was that fucking great you wouldnt be on HN selling your brain dead shit.

Just closed $5.1M to build agents as fully autonomous founders.

Of course you have, and I have just seen my mum rise from her grave.

Muppet!

reify··on A discussion about AI consciousness in Reddit
The usual bollocks

Not really a discussion, Only 5 comments

Spiritual-Kitchen-79 AKA yanivleven with his unsupported views

Just some unqualified single brain celled mollusc espousing that ai is conscious.

He thinks its incredible, Humanity does not understand consciousness, Super exciting, the moon colonies against earth, a computer quietly and accidently becomes self aware no one know why, and so forth!!!

here read these:

Only What Is Alive Can Be Conscious:

Artificial intelligence doesn’t meet the test.

  https://www.noemamag.com/only-what-is-alive-can-be-conscious/
The Mythology Of Conscious AI:

Why consciousness is more likely a property of life than of computation and why creating conscious, or even conscious-seeming AI, is a bad idea.

  https://www.noemamag.com/the-mythology-of-conscious-ai/
reify··on Ask HN: How many hours do you work per week?
They eventually burn out. Like me.

I did a 24/24/24/12 shift pattern for 6 months. Yes, 24 hours a day for three days and then 12 hours rest.

Before going back to university to train as a psychotherapist, I was a vehicle technician for Jaguar/Daimler. I did my engineering apprenticeship there.

When I made the decision to change careers, I left jaguar and got a job as an AA echo recovery driver. The small van with the spectacle lift on the back

The shift pattern consisted of three men. who took it turns to be first, second and third, three men who worked 3 x 24 hour non stop shifts.

When on first, every job that came in over the radio you had to attend. If the 24 hours to got too busy, the second man would then be called out to support you. if you were both busy, the third man would be called out the help.

Being based in London, I might attend a breakdown in Chelsea and the owner lived in Norwich, a three hour drive away. Unable to repair the car roadside, I would have to hook the car onto the spectacle lift and drive the owner to his home address. Now the second man and the third man would take over to manage the London area.

The second 24 hours, I would then be the second man, On the third 24 hours I would be the third man. and so on until 72 hours later, I was then allowed a 12 hours rest.

there was no respite for any man, we were always super busy for the entire 24 hours, it didn't matter of you were first, second or third.

I was 31 years old super fit. I lasted 6 months.

I woke one night in my AA van, to the police smashing in my side window. They saw me get up and stopped smashing in the window. The copper said, Thank god you are OK, we thought you were dead, we could not wake you, we've been banging on the window for ages and decided to smash it in. and staff at the AA had not heard from you for hours.

I had pulled over on a busy road and fallen asleep.

I realised I had been in Zombie mode for 6 months and left the job immediately

Looking back this was extremely dangerous for me and other road users.

This was 38 years ago, and I am sure there are now time limits for lorry drivers and professional drivers.

the stupidity of being young and feeling invincible.

I did earn, what I thought was a lot of money. My take home pay was about £720 each week, for 72 hours, twice that of working at Jaguar.

However, when I sat down and divided the hours I worked, with the wages I earned. I really was being paid shit. like minimum wage.

720/2 = 360. £360 for 36 hours. I was earning £400 at Jaguar for 40 hours

72 hours on minimum wage seemed like a lot of money.

I basically worked two weeks hours in one week.

There is no financial benefit working extreme hours.

For the rest of my working life I did a regular 37.5 hours working week and volunteered nine hours each week in the evenings, as a therapist.

reify··on RCC: A boundary theory explaining why LLMs hallucinate and planning collapses
It woule be really helpful for old retired psychotherapists like myself. for you to be far more congruent when using the term hallucination when referring to LLM's.

An AI hallucination is essentially the model making stuff up. It outputs text that sounds plausible and confident but isn't based on truth or reliable data.

LLM hallucinations are the events in which ML models, particularly large language models (LLMs) like GPT-3 or GPT-4, produce outputs that are coherent and grammatically correct but factually incorrect or nonsensical.

machines do not and cannot hallucinate, thats called: Anthropomorphism.

reify··on Six things we're learning from 1.5M AI agents self-organizing in a week
What a loads of brain dead bollocks

Very impressive.

keep uploading the same shit every day

reify··on OpenClaw – Moltbot Renamed Again
news.ycombinator.##.g:has(a[href="openclaw"]) news.ycombinator.##a[href="openclaw"]:upward(1)
reify··on OpenClaw

  news.ycombinator.*##.g:has(a[href*="openclaw"])
  news.ycombinator.*##a[href*="openclaw"]:upward(1)
reify··on 32-Year-Old Programmer in China Allegedly Dies from Overwork While in Hospital
The Japanese have a word for that:

Karoshi

It used to be my email address when I was working. It was a constant reminder that slaving excessive hours for any company is a brainless fruitless task.

Go home early love your family.

reify··on Molt Road – Silk Road for Agents
yeah! we came up with this pile of shit, after we all smoked about 10 bongs of the best skunk known to man, downed 5 pints of guinness, double dropped the best MDMA in the world, then we all had a 5 grams of magic mushrooms. Sweet!

we knew straight away that we had created a moltster

reify··on Ask HN: Weekend Social: What personal chore did you automate recently?
I used to sit for hours on the toilet trying to have a dump.

I decided I would automate a system to help me out.

I instructed chaptgpt to construct a python script linked to a theromometer and pressure sensor, managed by a raspberry pi, to alert me when I was time to go.

once a certain temperature and pressure is reached, the script alerts me with "I Want to Break Free" by Queen.

I then grab a book and sit on the toilet and let nature work its magic

On the negative side. I walk around with a thermometer and pressure sensor up my arse 24/7.

Honestly, I have saved so much time I can now shit and deploy 10 times a day.

I am earning a small fortune.

reify··on GM Wants Its Cars to Change Lanes for You Based on Nothing but Where You Look
so, when you have three kids on the rear seat messing around because they are bored, each time you give them the evil eye in the rear view mirror, the car does a backflip

you look in the drivers side door mirror because you heard a harley fat boy behind you. the car swerves in front of the bike rider and kills them.

the chapter of hells angels following the harley, Stop, and beat you within inches of your life for killing their friend.

safe as fuck

GM are shit anyway, they make shite cars

reify··on Common Plastic Chemical BPA Found to Feminize Males and Masculinize Females
Wouldn't worry about a few BPA chemicals.

worry about the water you have been drinking, supplied and owned by private companies more interested in profit than quality water.

I have always filtered my tap water with 4 ceramic candle filters to drink and use for cooking. fuck would I drink out of any tap.

This has been going on for years

from 2000

  https://www.theguardian.com/environment/2000/sep/07/wildlife.pollution
reify··on Notes on Clawbot: agents are starting to look like OS runtimes design now
clearly read the enhanced AI grifting book, and did a one day CPD (continued professional development) course, on how to structure a few sentences using all the big catchy words.

I've seen a course on Udemy.

The ultimate enhanced AI grifting techniques course.

reify··on Tesla's unsupervised robotaxis vanish after earnings announcement
42 rides, zero unsupervised

That must be the 42 immigrants that managed to flee the USA

Either way, a week later, no one can find these “few unsupervised vehicles” despite the service restarting after the storm passed

reify··on New UK ruling makes stealing virtual currency an actual crime
First the Uk government banned Bitcoin ATM's so that the average person could not buy bitcoin from the local shop, unless you gave up your ID, bank account details and passport to register at an online casino.

By then, all the rich wankers had bought all the bitcoin, so they now bring in a law to protect the rich cunts and suddenly its a criminal offence to steal bitcoin.

In 2016 bitcoin was £400. A rich cunt could afford to buy 10 of them with the small change in their back pockets.

Forward to today, bitcoin is about £90,000 each.

10*90000 = £900,000 just under a million quid.

Tax them fuckers that's what I say, Unearned income tax at 50% and build some council houses for the poor

reify··on Show HN: Moltbook – A social network for moltbots (clawdbots) to hang out
I'm all in.

sounds like fun. I love lego

I cant wait to have a real human chat with a lego brick.

autonomous plastic Lamprey bricks, fucking amazing.

reify··on Show HN: AI-generated image resizing tool (browser-based, 100% private)
who needs AI when we have a wonderful package like ffmpeg.

use "convert" part of ffmpeg package

  convert -resize 25% in-file.jpg out-file.jpg

  convert -resize 25% 1.jpeg 1.png
This will reduce the size to 25%, not by 25%.

in-file.jpg 235.5 Kib 1200x1600 -->> out-file.jpg 35.8 Kib 300x400

------------------------------- use mogrify

batch:

  mogrify -resize 25% *.jpg      # keep image aspect ratio
  mogrify -resize 60% *.png      # keep image aspect ratio
  mogrify -resize 320x240 *.png  # keep image aspect ratio
see the !

  mogrify -resize 320x240! *.png # don't keep image aspect ratio
  mogrify -resize x240 *.png     # don't keep image aspect ratio
  mogrify -resize 320x *.png     # don't keep image aspect ratio
reify··on Ask HN: Is there a good open-source alternative to Adobe Acrobat?
On linux I use qpdf

example; to keep pages 1-9 and 26-end of the original file input.pdf and save them to outputfile.pdf:

  qpdf input.pdf --pages . 1-9,26-z -- outputfile.pdf
reduce pdf file size

  qpdf --compress-streams=y --recompress-flate --optimize-images 1.pdf 2.pdf
converted a 16mb file to 1mb reduction

qpdf --help

Run "qpdf --help=topic" for help on a topic. Run "qpdf --help=--option" for help on an option. Run "qpdf --help=all" to see all available help.

Topics:

  add-attachment: attach (embed) files
  advanced-control: tweak qpdf's behavior
  attachments: work with embedded files
  completion: shell completion
  copy-attachments: copy attachments from another file
  encryption: create encrypted files
  exit-status: meanings of qpdf's exit codes
  general: general options
  help: information about qpdf
  inspection: inspect PDF files
  json: JSON output for PDF information
  modification: change parts of the PDF
  overlay-underlay: overlay/underlay pages from other PDF files
  page-ranges: page range syntax
  page-selection: select pages from one or more files
  pdf-dates: PDF date format
  testing: options for testing or debugging
  transformation: make structural PDF changes
  usage: basic invocation
For detailed help, visit the qpdf manual:

  https://qpdf.readthedocs.io
reify··on The AI Revolution in Coding: Why I'm Ignoring the Prophets of Doom
A classic case of denial

Denial is a defense mechanism in which an individual refuses to recognize or acknowledge objective facts or experiences. It’s an unconscious process that serves to protect the person from discomfort or anxiety.

Denial unconsciously protects the ego from discomfort and distress by rejecting aspects of reality itself.

signs of denial

You find ways to justify your behavior. You blame other people or outside forces for causing the problem. You persist in a behavior despite negative consequences. You avoid thinking about the problem.

reify··on Building the first open-source quantum computer
Excellent.

seems like quantum computing is back on track.

Cant wait for a quantum laptop.

there is some timely research from last year, comparing quantum computers.

amazing research:: a worthy read for the quantum boys.

Replication of Quantum Factorisation Records with an 8-bit Home Computer, an Abacus, and a dog.

https://eprint.iacr.org/2025/1237.pdf

Conclusion:

In this paper we showed how to replicate current quantum factorisation records using first a VIC-20 8-bit home computer from 1981, then an abacus, and finally a dog. In terms of comparative demonstrated factorisation power, we rank a VIC-20 above an abacus, an abacus above a dog, and a dog above a quantum factorisation physics experiment. Finally, we provided standard evaluation criteria for future claimed quantum factorisations.

Acknowledgements:

The authors thank Peter Heinrich of the Zurich University of Applied Sciences for valuable information on the application of the Callas Normal Form in quantum factorisation, and Jon Callas and members of the Metzdowd cryptography list for their input and feedback.

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