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A bomb defused in a migration that takes eleven seconds
That's not the spirit
No.
What a creepy, american thing to say.
I've always told the team that whoever comments is the one that marks it as resolved (we use github). Otherwise they just gotta go and open every single comment again, and sometimes the code author doesn't even it address on big changes.
This assumes the reviewer will comeback later to re-review it, of course.
"Do nothing for 12 months, you do you" literally means "Don't cause any more trouble, get out of here on your account ASAP, make it easier for me to fire you"
- Do you play any instrument? Say the trumpet, the piano... anything?
I did play the guitar all my life.
- No, I don't.
- Anyone on your family have that "knack" for instruments? Something-something art?
- No mam.
Of course I was turned down.
One thing that I can say about these bullshit questions though, is that to maximize chances, you can go ahead and try to be fun. No funny. Fun.
"Yes, I worked with home-automation, had some clients, I did everything from business to coding..."
instead you can do
"That was a time in my life that I really excited about. You ever had one of those situations where you jump out of bed an you just wanna get to work? Man those were the days... so, home-automation..."
Sucks as an introvert to put with stuff like this, but it only takes an hour, and it's six figures later on.
Can you imagine the context-switching?
Folks that bill by the hour are stuck in the 90s
No code devs surely don't need that much expertise (it's no code), so surely they are not as expensive as code devs.
Earlier this week Jack from backoffice asked me if there are any positions in my eng team. I wonder if he can learn no code in a week, since it surely won't be that complex...
Been on Olmesartan since then and couldn't be happier