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michaelochurch··on Soaring housing costs forces talent to flee Silicon Valley
San Francisco rents are bad. San Francisco purchase prices are balls-out disgusting: 30 to 50 years' worth of rent. Typical in the US is 15, and that's only because of the mortgage interest tax credit (which drives purchase prices about 30-50% higher than they otherwise should be).

Buying at current levels would only make economic sense if you expected rents to keep going up. Right now, buying is a bad move unless you expect the extreme rent situation to worsen (rather than mean reverting) in the long term (20-30 years). Given that it'd take just one genuine progressive mayor to crush the NIMBYs and allow new development, I think that that's a bad bet.

michaelochurch··on Reid Hoffman on the relationship between employers and employees
Frequently employers are so casual about references they either a) don't check them, or b) only check the ones the prospective candidate gives them.

See, that's a problem. That stands out more than any of the good things that he might say. People talk and things come out and shit happens, but deliberately going behind someone's back for back-channel references is just plain unprofessional, if not unethical. This is the kind of behavior that has the rest of the country (in which ethical standards aren't seen as old-fart ideals to be "disrupted" but are actually considered important) thinking that we, in tech, are a bunch of immature psychopaths.

The back-channel reference check is an unprofessional show of power-- like waving a gun around at work-- because it takes social access to get any information out of it (people don't just offer candid opinions up to complete strangers). What's communicated by the back-channel reference check is "your colleagues are more loyal to me than to you". There's a fucking reason why people outside of tech consider it unprofessional and borderline unethical.

michaelochurch··on Soaring housing costs forces talent to flee Silicon Valley
Rent control drives rents up for the people who aren't part of the program. Because real estate is so price-inelastic and market rents go up by a much larger percentage than is affected by the rent control, landlords as a group actually make more money under RC. The landlords who own RC apartments may lose in the deal, but landlords whose apartments aren't affected end up winning.

Purchase prices of 40+ years' rent signify a mix of speculation, regulatory corruption, trophy buying, and weird beta effects (i.e. amplified correlations with the national market). For example, Manhattan real estate has a beta of about 3.0, which means that a 50% swell in national prices drive Manhattan real estate up by 3.375x.

michaelochurch··on Soaring housing costs forces talent to flee Silicon Valley
The people who have the talent necessary to change the world, and the people who can afford to buy real estate in SF are two sets with a small intersection. Both are small sets on their own, and the correlation of membership is probably pretty close to zero (being talented makes you more of a candidate for material success in some ways, and less of one in others, so the net effect is probably zero) so you'd imagine a tiny intersection.

It's not that "nobody goes" because it's too crowded. It's that the people you want don't go because it's too crowded with people you don't.

michaelochurch··on Show HN: Visa Explorer – Salaries, lawyers, companies of all H-1B in the USA
The VC game picks winners in both senses - that they fund 'winners' and that they create winners by their own influence.

It's about 5% the first and 95% the second, sadly. The well-connected VCs pretty much know what the outcomes and the valuations are going to be in advance. The less connected ones get burned by adverse selection and lose money.

So a bootstrapped startup cannot ignore the VC realm regardless, especially once it is time to come to market.

That I'm not as sure about. You just have to bootstrap into something that VCs aren't likely to be interested in, and get enough of an early lead and enough good will that they can't just make a competitor out of nothing should their interests change. It's quite possible, as far as I've seen. Bootstrapping is far harder than it should be (in part, because the American middle class is dying and no one has any fucking money) but I don't think that the VCs are the cause of that.

michaelochurch··on Don't use Hadoop – your data isn't that big (2013)
I could be wrong here, but my sense of Hadoop is that it's going to prove to be a dead end in the long run. Granted, evolutionary dead ends in technology can be very lucrative (look at Cobol, or Java). They aren't exciting, but there's money in them. That said, the aesthetic compromises made to appeal to the Java community, scaled out over years or decades, tend to make things bloated and hard to use. I don't see people being excited to do Hadoop, or wanting to learn it on their own time. It's much more interesting to learn the fundamentals of distributed systems than to learn a specific set of Java classes.

Personally, I'm finding myself increasingly burned out on "frameworks" that appeal to out-of-touch corporate decision-makers (who are attracted to the idea of a packaged "product" that solves everything) but tend to be overfeatured while under-delivering (especially if time to learn how to use the framework properly is included) when it counts. I'm much more interested in the modularity that you see in, say, the Haskell community where "framework" means something that would be a microframework anywhere else.

michaelochurch··on The Sound of TED: A Case for Distaste
Even that top 1% that manages to break through gets written off as cranks and "crackpots" by most, at least early on. It's the fact that an elite and discerning few, whose opinions are the only ones that matter to us, can recognize our talents that keeps us going.
michaelochurch··on The Sound of TED: A Case for Distaste
There's definitely a "silent majority" (and not always that silent) of good people here. If you stick to the technical posts especially, there's a good crowd.

I got most of my karma before my account was "moderated", which is California Passive Aggressive for having your posts downplaced into obscurity (also called "rankban" by some) and guaranteeing that you never have the top post, no matter how many upvotes you get (and you won't get many, often, given that your posts are insta-buried). I also deal with a slowban (5-second load times when logged in) and will often get 4-5 downvotes within minutes of each other, for which I don't know who to blame, but it's annoying.

I've kept posting out of a sense of resistance more than anything else. I refuse to be run off the board. The passive-aggressive "moderation" to my account actually backfired and kept me on the board, even as my increasingly justified sense of indignation grew.

michaelochurch··on The Sound of TED: A Case for Distaste
It isn't just "TED". TED is a symptom (and not all of the talks are bad; the format must be shallow because it reflects the short attention span and quick-to-dismiss mentality of the upper class). It's this horseshit faux-liberal self-congratulatory corporate house-slave culture. That's where this speaking tone of "pitching" rather than teaching or exhorting or enlightening (when needed) condemning comes from. I can't fucking stand it. It glorifies saying nothing in a vacuously charismatic and uselessly intelligent, but extremely socially acceptable, way. It legitimizes the existing elite's sense of its own "meritocracy" and encourages the passive-aggressive behavior for which the California business culture is known.

This whole culture (and I can't blame TED for this; it would exist with just as much force regardless of whatever TED did or didn't do, because TED really isn't a big deal in any way) castrates the people who are supposed to be "intellectuals" and it often galvanizes the upper-middle-class against truly creative people, who are almost never socially acceptable because those two objectives are often diametrically opposed.

That said, I've been on the pro-distaste vector for years and look where it has got me such as... well, let's start here, on this TED-Junior forum we call Hacker News. Anything I say, 5 people I've never met who've only read the name and not the content come and downvote it to shit. None of that matters in the least (downvotes don't really mean anything when you get them for nothing) but it's worth pointing out. Yes, the world absolutely needs people to express distaste and disgust. We need to stop accepting the monstrous waste of resources and peoples' finite attention when something like Snapchat gets funded and some Joffrey gets to play boy-king. That said, it often leads to some pain for the courageous individual. You don't always make friends being right.

Rant over. Fucking take it away.

michaelochurch··on Ask HN: Am I missing out by not being in sillicon valley?
In general, I'd say that the answer is no.

It depends on what you want. If you can travel, if you can get out to 3-5 conferences per year, and if you get out to Meetups (or organize a few) in the nearest major city, then you're probably learning just as much as you would if you were in the Valley. You might be learning more, because you're more relaxed.

That said, if you want to work for one of the giant tech companies, the main office usually gets the most interesting projects. If you decide to work for Google, try to get them to relocate you to Mountain View. The imperial culture is strong in Bay Area tech giants and in venture capital.

In general, though, the Valley sucks (unless you're trying to raise money). Under 30, you suffer a bad dating scene if you're a heterosexual male (and I've heard that it's unpleasant more generally). After 30, you're too old for the nonsense and, if you're thinking about having a family, forget it. San Francisco is half-decent and has a lot of natural beauty, but it's dysfunctional and shockingly expensive (worse than New York, and you get a lot less!) There are a lot of great jobs in the Valley that I'd say you should take if you're a typical person, but you'd take them in spite of their location, not because of it.

michaelochurch··on Europe Is Struggling to Foster a Startup Culture
1. Don't found a startup on a Mastercard. If you're bootstrapping, pay for it out of consulting income. Stop believing the HN party line that failure doesn't have consequences. It can and, for many, it does.

2. Feel free to ignore #1, it's your life, but don't hire employees if your "funding" is a personal credit card. Really, don't. You're all kinds of not ready to be responsible for other peoples' income.

3. If you really can't afford a 6-month severance, then pull connections and give an amazing reference so he'll take that as his severance. Let him represent himself as employed, pay him during the gap, and have him line up a better job than the one he has already. Don't have the connections to place someone out on terms that he'll accept? Then how the fuck are you ever going to get funding or a first client? Take the message and hang up the phone.

michaelochurch··on Europe Is Struggling to Foster a Startup Culture
The difference isn't that Europeans are risk-averse. It's that, if you come from a relatively privileged background and have connections in Silicon Valley, you can launch a startup without taking any real risk.

Speaking for my fellow Americans, we're as terrified of being broke as anyone else. (In fact, we have more to fear, because we don't have universal health care.) That said, these kids who become founders straight out of Stanford aren't taking any real risk. They say they are, to justify getting 100 times more equity than their employees, but their backers have enough pull to ensure a "managed outcome" (acqui-hire into a middle-management role) even if the worst should happen.

We are just as risk-averse as Europeans. On both sides of the Atlantic, there are a few people who naturally tend toward creative risk (who are usually socially rejected, there and here) and a much larger set of people who climb the ladder that's put in front of them, follow the rules, and get into positions of power or influence the old-fashioned way (two parts schmoozing, one part birth, two parts luck). The major difference is in the window dressing. In Europe or New York, that ladder tends to be banking or consulting. In Palo Alto, it's programmer or PM to executive to founder to angel investor to VC... but if you go to the right schools, you can skip a couple of the bottom rungs. The actual willingness of the people to take risks isn't any different in one place or the other.

Of course, when it comes to risk attitudes around capital, it's a different environment entirely. Europe is too conservative and cynical for its own good, and California is too optimistic (and thus prone to "capital evaporation" by socially well connected types) and far too trusting of the wrong sorts of people.

michaelochurch··on Europe Is Struggling to Foster a Startup Culture
I was in Budapest in 2003 and I have to say: the creative energy that was there seemed to be singular. I hope it's still strong. I don't know if I could convince my wife to move (it would set back the clock on her U.S. citizenship) but I'd love to get out there more often.

I came up with this card game (Ambition) out there: https://docs.google.com/document/d/1S7lsZKzHuuhoTb2Wj_L3zrhH...

michaelochurch··on Europe Is Struggling to Foster a Startup Culture
Six months of severance per fired employee is a rounding error. If you're doing things right and hiring properly, less than 2% of the people you bring in should ever be fired anyway. So you're talking about 0.12 months (just 4 days) of salary per employee. Again, a rounding error.

Also, the sleazy tech company alternative (to severance) of PIPing the employee for 2-3 months is more expensive than severance, because of the effects on morale to force the manager to run a kangaroo court and the team to deal with a walking-dead employee who's probably pissing on morale intentionally (I would).

France (and, more generally, Europe) has its problems but that is not even on the top 20. Social class fatalism is more of a problem, and that's reinforced by the fact that (unlike in the U.S.) it's very hard to get even moderately wealthy by working. Programmers and lawyers and doctors make less than here, and costs of living are higher, which means that born social class imposes a ceiling. European countries are far better places than the U.S. for the poor and working class, but the middle-class people who want to rise further tend to come here. This is even worse in parts of Asia, where the idea that you can get rich by working is laughable.

michaelochurch··on “Profession” (1957)
If you could program the job skills and knowledge onto a human brain, why not a positronic one? All the non-creative jobs would just end up being automated.

I find it possible that they are, and that the work done by the non-elite is largely unused in practical applications, but they're still encouraged to do it for two reasons: (1) it gives them something to do, and (2) the competitions (Olympics) give a model for elite human performance that the upper-class technicians and academics then automate.

While it's not strictly answered as to why these competitions are called "Olympics", the general sense of sport is an activity from a previous time. We don't need archers to defend castles or hunt boars, or runners to carry messages at 8 miles per hour when we have cell phones, but there's something innate about the sports that makes us enjoy partaking and (for some) competing and spectating.

The activity of the other 99.999% isn't needed on the front lines, but it's important for keeping human skills and knowledge sharp and so the 0.001% (assuming that the reveal at the end is a reliable source, and it may or may not be) who can be original thinkers have some basis for what to improve and what behaviors the machines need to replicate.

michaelochurch··on Firing Well
I agree with the spirit of what's being said here, but there are parts that are problematic. For example, explaining that someone won't get a good reference if he sues is almost certainly illegal (extortion). Of course, any reasonable person would know not to use a company that one is suing as a reference. You'd do better to say, "I'm not using them as a reference because I'm suing them" (since it's already a matter of public record) than to use them. Still, saying, "you shouldn't sue us because <retaliation>" is on the wrong side of the law.

That said, I agree that PIPs are the worst. They're a way for scummy managers in scummy companies to... well, the common explanation is that they're a lawsuit shield, but that's not really true because it's actually harder to run a lawsuit-proof PIP than to just fire someone. The real purpose of the PIP is less documented and more insidious.

Companies don't actually fear lawsuits that much. They're a black-swan risk, but less than 1% of people fired will ever litigate. They're much more worried about disparagement and impaired relationships. You write a generous severance and give a good reference (which you should, in most cases) when things don't work out because, if you do things right, the odds are good that the person's career will go unimpeded, and this pays off for you because they're likely to feel good about that episode in their careers and say good things about you in the future.

The purpose of a generous severance and positive reference is to make the fired employee feel good about the company, preventing any sort of moral indignation. The purpose of a PIP is to make the employee feel bad about himself (under a parallel theory that a humiliated employee will feel weak, not morally superior, and therefore not disparage or litigate). It has almost no legal value, because wrongful PIPs are just as common as wrongful terminations. Its purpose is to shame the employee into silence. Of course, it often doesn't work, but that's a discussion for another time.

PIPs (which, considering morale, are far more expensive than severance payments) are also a common way for HR offices to claim they "saved money" on severance payments when they're actually externalizing the costs to the manager, who has to conduct a kangaroo court, and the team, which has to deal with an already-fired employee coming into work for 2 months.

michaelochurch··on Firing Well
It's sad that there's this (reasonable, in many cases) assumption here that you have to be an executive to get treated decently (office instead of shitty cube or open-plan space, career support and severance upon termination).

I mean, I wouldn't advocate a generous severance for someone who just stops showing up, or who punches a co-worker in the face. You can cold-fire them. Programmers who do their jobs in good faith, on the other hand, belong in the "treat him well even if we don't need him" status bucket.

michaelochurch··on Firing Well
The trick to surviving an open-plan office is to realize that everyone is paralytically distracted by anxiety for at least 75% of the time. This means that the other people aren't watching you; they're busy fretting about their own sense of being watched. It also relieves you of guilt for the low productivity that's typical of such spaces.
michaelochurch··on Clinkle Implodes as Employees Quit in Protest of CEO
I don't think that psychopathy is necessarily a mental illness. I would never encourage harassment or stigma toward people with biological mental illness.

Psychiatry is still trying to understand why some people are bad. Psychopathy is some attempt at a post facto analysis. Personally, I'm not convinced that a biological "bad person" gene or experience pattern exists. I think that free will exists and that some people (some with mental illness, most without, and those we call "psychopaths" being typically in the latter category) are just rotten.

michaelochurch··on Clinkle Implodes as Employees Quit in Protest of CEO
But yes, of course calling individuals psychopaths with no substantive basis is a personal attack, and a nasty one. Many people enjoy that kind of thing. Many also enjoy the Jerry Springer Show. It doesn't belong on Hacker News. This is not a borderline call!

I had substantive basis: the history of how he ran his business is fairly public.

You have every right not to like what I say. You have every right to say that you don't like what I say. But your high horse posturing is tedious, counter-productive, and, because you are HN's moderator, it does more damage to this place than I ever could.

michaelochurch··on In a world of venture capital
What he's describing is a feudalistic, dysfunctional reputation economy.

I wish there a way to make everyone realize this at once, so we can abandon this mess wholesale and come up with something else.

The reputation factors dominate in light of the realization that the current Bay Area "tech" scene is built on taking behaviors (insider trading, market manipulation) that would lead directly to jail if done on public markets, and applying them to unregulated private equities. Since the people getting burned the hardest on the investment are young employees, no one seems to care, though.

This is also why there will probably never be a competing VC-driven tech hub, and why VC will always be extremely local. The VC business is that way because so much of the note-sharing and market/reputation manipulation is borderline unethical and it would be suicide to put too many of the conversations that actually matter in writing.

michaelochurch··on Clinkle Implodes as Employees Quit in Protest of CEO
I think that he's oversimplifying the dynamic, and I don't think that the emotional/"reptile" dynamic is the only one. Some people (even very powerful people) respond to posturing and dominant/submissive relationships and some don't. Not everyone is going to respond well to "You need to give me $50 million now", but some people will.
michaelochurch··on Clinkle Implodes as Employees Quit in Protest of CEO
I think we both know certain bad actors in common. I assume they've screwed you somehow.

How've you been? I've been well.

michaelochurch··on Clinkle Implodes as Employees Quit in Protest of CEO
No forest can live unless the dead shit gets burned once in a while.
michaelochurch··on Clinkle Implodes as Employees Quit in Protest of CEO
This is an excellent post. Thanks for writing it. It's spot on.
michaelochurch··on Company creates bicycle airbag to replace helmets (2014)
Dangerously misleading title.

It does not establish that no helmet is better, but only that helmets might be improved by technology into a form that is more like an airbag (there when you need it) and less like a traditional helmet.

michaelochurch··on What Passes for Excellence in Silicon Valley
I wouldn't go that far. More like a party house for posers who refuse to admit that they're a party crowd because they outgrew drugs (should we applaud them?) and bike. In 5 years they'll be golfing and hiring social tutors to help them with the hard questions, like whether it's "trying too hard" in 2015 to use "summer" as a verb.

Oddly enough, I love biking, work out every day, avoid car commutes, and don't use drugs. I can't stand self-righteous assholes who think their choices make them superior, though, so that might be a problem.

michaelochurch··on What Passes for Excellence in Silicon Valley
To me, it's Disneyland meets Aleksey Vayner's "Impossible Is Nothing" video CV meets "her knees are too sharp" (the ridiculous laundry list of requirements).

I think that it's real.

That said, the part about "explicit lyrics" made me laugh. Programmers like for things (at least, code and documentation) to be explicit (in the original, non-euphemistic, correct meaning of the word) and generally have no use for the implicit use of "explicit" to mean "vulgar".

michaelochurch··on Death is not the end: video games wrecked my idea of mortality
Death in videogames is, oddly, opposite to death in real life.

In real life, we prefer to avoid things that can kill us, for obvious reasons. In video games, the effect of death is to keep people playing, not just in an abstract "making things interesting" sense, but in a measurable Skinnerian sort of way.

Also, one of the reasons why 1980s arcade and NES games were so brutally, unforgivingly difficult (with "no continues" the norm rather than exception) was to keep people playing. The oldest games weren't actually very big: the original Dragon Quest 1 was under 64 kB. Constantly killing the player (with no continues) allowed a game that might take 30 minutes for a skilled player to take 20-40 hours for a beginner. By the time someone could actually win one of these games, they had a deep expertise and that shared knowledge was enough to create cultures around these games, which made them both "viral" in their time and lasting into ours.

It's odd to think that something we aggressively avoid in real life was, in no uncertain terms, a killer (pun not intended) feature for video games.

michaelochurch··on The Failure of Agile
Long hours are just one variety of unsustainable practice. Accumulation of technical debt, and an absence of concern for individuals' career needs and goals, are likewise acceptable in the context of a short-term emergency but not sustainable.

In perma-Scrum terminology, though, the end of one sprint leads straight into the next. This is the core problem with Agile/Scrum as it's sold: it takes behaviors that are known to be unsustainable and encourages people to carry them permanently, and then says they're not doing them right (No True Scrumsmen) if the arrangement deteriorates. It can't be sold truthfully, as a short-term fix that does a lot of damage if it stays in place for too long-- no one would buy it if it were advertised as something that only works for 6 weeks, max, out of a given year-- so the Agilemongers present it as a permanent arrangement.

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