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keyle

17,115 karma · joined March 18, 2009

Polyglot hacker.

Make babies, and compilers.

They trained on my code, joke's on them now!

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keyle··on Anthropic surpasses OpenAI to become most valuable AI startup
Unicorns, strapped with rockets, too busy looking at each other to realise the Earth is far gone.

They'll kill us all, or they'll kill each other. They sure as hell ain't making the world a better place, like they promised.

keyle··on Anthropic surpasses OpenAI to become most valuable AI startup
Soon none of us will be! right?
keyle··on NexusCortex Just Beat Opus 4.8 – and It's Open Source
citation needed...
keyle··on Claude Opus 4.8
It doesn't sound like you're in the industry you want to be in.
keyle··on Claude Opus 4.8
Heh? How long were you writing "code by hand" before?
keyle··on Claude Opus 4.8
It's pretty safe to say that AI will be used on the battlefield making real life and death decisions before it will be able to render a decent pelican on a bike in SVG.
keyle··on The Green Side of the Lua
Exactly. You've expressed what I couldn't find the words to say.

I love C, but the shear amount of CVE and crashes are much worse in terms of global energy usage than if it were safe. I imagine the strongest strong-typing ranking that can be saved would come from Swift, where Rust's compile time would tank its ranking...

keyle··on Qwen3.7-Max Ran for 35 Hours on Unknown Hardware and Achieved a 10× Speedup
I don't doubt that it did it but I wouldn't want to maintain whatever it ended up spewing after 35 hrs.

In my experience, AI fixes problems by mostly adding more code.

It's a short term gain for a long term hurt.

keyle··on A few interesting modern pixel fonts
Side note... the best pixel fonts are the ones a game programmer, on a 48hrs ludum dare run, is inevitably speed drawing, pixel by pixel, in MS Paint :)
keyle··on AI tools are only as good as your judgment
This post is straight up AI writing. Which shows really poor judgement...

    The problem isn't laziness — it's abdication.
Wow.

Whoever even posts these on HN should take a look in the mirror. Are you trolling?

keyle··on C array types are weird
Yeah it's rather odd, also jumps like this in ADA makes you wonder

https://www.tiobe.com/tiobe-index/ada/

keyle··on C array types are weird
I know of this notations but I don't see many people using [static n].

Not sure why, maybe it doesn't feel like C anymore, maybe it feels hacky?

typically if you're passed an array you'd want to get more anyway, so you'd get passed a struct. Not sure.

keyle··on Ask HN: How much AI is in your writing?
I don't use AI to write like I wouldn't use AI to think.

I absolutely hate it as a reader. I'm interested in your opinion, your writing is your <proof of work>.

keyle··on The Pressure
I would too suffer from fatigue from getting a wall of text every day where the effort to produce it might have been a coffee run, and I'd have to sift through it as it claims to end the world as we know it.

This is more than grind...

keyle··on Does anybody like React?
It's called Stockholm syndrome...
keyle··on Nobody cracks open a programming book anymore
The main issue I have is by the time I got my brick delivered from Amazon about SwiftUI 3rd edition, the 4th edition was out. It's a door stopper now.

They're also incredibly useless. If I get a digital book, I can search it, highlight and categorize. And it doesn't weigh or occupy the size of a phone book. Many programming books are just gnarly and unpleasant for casual reading (unless it's a small thin book but it won't go into enough details).

I won't get into the copy pasting argument because someone will inevitably argue about how you should type the examples by hand to learn more! but not consider how many examples are in a book...

So when it comes to buying classics like K&R, get a printed version! But when it comes to 400+ pages, nope, buy digital.

So I think people still crack open books, but they're not paper ones nearly as much.

keyle··on Nobody cracks open a programming book anymore
It's also relative to the employment numbers.

Companies are shrinking body counts, so you have less buyers of programming books.

keyle··on Microsoft Copilot Cowork Exfiltrates Files
No, Teams classics was a much better product. This is javascript slop all over. From unresolved updates to inconsistent state across the screens, it's insanely bad.
keyle··on Microsoft Copilot Cowork Exfiltrates Files
"Beta" in their world appears to be yolo-commit and mic drop.

The amount of brokenness in Teams never stops to astonish. It's that bad I think it's a psyop to nudge people back to the office.

keyle··on Time to talk about my writerdeck
It's the natural flow of tech conversations. Like a splash, it follows with ripples, the sine wave of for-comments and against-comments, and eventually comes to an equilibrium.
keyle··on PHP's Oddities
Wrote PHP for years. I miss it.

Sure it's full of wtfs and as consistent at French on a good day.

But as a business language, it's as twisted as the business needs its code to be, I found it to be a great match. And there is literally nothing you can't get Laravel to do. It's that good.

Now working with other stacks, most colleagues' features are "wow wow wow slow down this is a big deal" ... In PHP/Laravel, it ain't.

PHP is fast enough, powerful enough and comfortingly weird enough. It reminds you that computers weren't that serious.

keyle··on Microsoft starts canceling Claude Code licenses
Your Copilot free offering isn't the Copilot they're using within the company for coding assistant. It's confusing I know.
keyle··on Rubish: A Unix shell written in pure Ruby
Oh my god this is the best name to the application. You win the weekend.
keyle··on Is AI Profitable Yet?
I thought it was to burn the planet so as long as one island remains untouched.
keyle··on Microsoft starts canceling Claude Code licenses
The title is somewhat bait. It reads like MSFT is using less AI, while in fact it's just a force swap to Copilot.

Arguably, Copilot is GPT 5? Not sure what the CLI offers behind the covers.

keyle··on Is AI Profitable Yet?
Yeah. Meta on the other hand. Ouch.
keyle··on Is AI Profitable Yet?
It's historically called: selling buckets and shovels during a gold rush.

The only way to get consistently rich in any bubble economy.

keyle··on Open source Kanban desktop app that runs parallel agents on every card
Those people don't review.
keyle··on Slumber a TUI HTTP Client
If it could import and export postman collections and env, you'd have a customer for life!
keyle··on FatGid: FreeBSD 14.x kernel local privilege escalation
Someone posted vague screenshots overnight of a bug in exit I think. Waiting on the write up.

Edit: ref: https://xcancel.com/ortegaalfredo/status/2057109561702580311

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