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jodrellblank··on Don't paste the AI, please
"Why is a conversation needed?" he conversed, obliviously
jodrellblank··on Windows brings out the Rorschach test in everyone (2003)
I dunno why this gets instantly under my skin, but it's like a cross between those Youtube clickbaits "She walked into the meeting and they all laughed at her, then she revealed she was the new CEO" and "forwards from grandma: you'll never believe, Mavis had white flowers instead of yellow, and the home owner's association wsan't happy about that, I'll only say that much..."

What do your two things have to do with each other at all?

Are they not bothered by fire emoji because they are employees who could be fired?

because they work in an office building which could burn down?

Do they dislike cooking with gas, rocket emoji, or smoke testing because industrial machinery can explode?

Do they hate hearing about software crashes because they drive cars which could crash?

Do they hate tests of software resource use because of Climate Change?

Do they hate Continuous Deployment because they know people in the military who could be deployed?

Do they hate Test Suites because they're diabetic?

Do they dislike Black Box Testing because it should be African-American Box Testing?

Can they really not tell the difference in context between a picture of a fire in a status update on a computer screen, and an actual industrial fire??

jodrellblank··on Memory prices climb 500% in 12 months
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/DRAM_industry_price_fixing
jodrellblank··on Rust SIMD on the GPU
https://github.com/rust-lang/libs-team/issues/820 ?
jodrellblank··on Confessions of a Long-Distance Sailor
In 1934 the airship USS Macon could carry five Sparrowhawk biplanes, and its commander wanted to convince the navy that it was a capable search and scouting vehicle because it had so much longer flying range than any aircraft of the time, it could float over the ocean and refuel and dispatch the biplanes to spread out and cover lots of area quickly.

USS Houston was carrying President Roosevelt from Panama to Hawaii on a secret route, and the airship commander launched an unauthorised scouting mission to search for his ship, found it, and dropped a bundle of current newspapers and magazines for him.

jodrellblank··on Confessions of a Long-Distance Sailor
He is a pre-internet guy, used to live in a cabin he built in the mountains, which he ran a long electricity cable to, and kept his backup floppy disks in a fireproof cannister as a guard against forest fires, in the early Apple days when he wrote columns for magazines and programmed Apple Writer.
jodrellblank··on Confessions of a Long-Distance Sailor
Including the bit where he built his own boat in India with his brother to sail back to the UK, his brother didn't go, so he sailed it alone. Then he tried to get a company to sponsor a new boat for the round-the-world race and nobody did, so he took his homemade boat.

Entered the Southern Ocean at roughly a third of the way around, took damage and lost all his water supplies, and had to do the rest of the race by rationing his beer cans. 1960s battery and valve radio technology failed somewhere in the Indian Ocean and he could receive but not transmit, and had to send a status update by throwing a message in a bottle to a passing ship.

There's a related link to https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Donald_Crowhurst who entered the Golden Globe race without the proper equipment, backed himself into a corner, planned to cheat to save his home, and didn't survive it.

jodrellblank··on Taxi drivers rarely die of Alzheimer's
> "researchers know that they need to control for confounding variables"

'Why ‟controlling for a variable” doesn't (usually) work' - https://dynomight.net/control/

Other things that don't work, including four other 'controlling for a variable' entries at items 39 through 43: https://dynomight.net/things/

jodrellblank··on Os8088: A powerful Mac-like OS for the IBM XT, 286, 386
But why do you all think we should spend our time reading your empty whining about it?

This is like clicking Google reviews on an eatery and reading “1 star we went there and it was closed!!!” “1 star they don’t let dogs in so we’re never giving them our money!”

jodrellblank··on App Store Rejection of the Week: Dark Hours
Why not say “app now has no tarot function” which can be read as implying that it used to but doesn’t actually say that.
jodrellblank··on I'm switching my phone from Android to Linux
Remember when that was a thing and then its developers killed it?

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Firefox_OS

jodrellblank··on Changes at Google DeepMind: Demis Hassabis from CEO to Chair, Jeff Dean departs
https://aiascendant.com/p/extropias-children
jodrellblank··on Changes at Google DeepMind: Demis Hassabis from CEO to Chair, Jeff Dean departs
> "it pays to dig further down to find the stuff that didn't make sense to dig up before"

A limited amount; for each barrel burned to power the drilling we used to get 100 barrels back. Now we need to build a floating oil rig, drill kilometers down, build tanker ships and long pipelines, each barrel burned digging for oil gets 20 back. Or 10. With tar sands and fracking, the return is 3 to 5 barrels back.

As that ratio dwindles towards burning one barrel to get one barrel, the oil-based world economy slows, gets more expensive and comes to a halt even if there is more oil down there. (About 50 years of oil left at current world oil extraction rates).

jodrellblank··on Changes at Google DeepMind: Demis Hassabis from CEO to Chair, Jeff Dean departs
You don't eat the cash cow, you milk the cash cow.
jodrellblank··on Changes at Google DeepMind: Demis Hassabis from CEO to Chair, Jeff Dean departs
> "That AGI is relatively near is the party line everywhere."

Is it no nearer than it was in 1750, 1850, 1950, 2001, or 2010? It feels nearer. Relatively near, as in it feels weird to imagine another two thousand years happening at current rate of progress without anyone stumbling on it.

Is the continuing increase in global computing power, the lowering cost to do any kind of experimentation, the increased spending on R&D, the cross-pollination of ideas, not moving the needle at all?

jodrellblank··on Let's all meet up in the Y2K
It is on the Wayback Machine (NSFW of course)

https://web.archive.org/web/19991111060504/http://www.goatse...

jodrellblank··on AMD acquires Taalas to boost inference performance by etching models in silicon
or LiveGrep fast search of the Linux kernel source code with regex support: https://livegrep.com/search/linux
jodrellblank··on AMD acquires Taalas to boost inference performance by etching models in silicon
> "The agent is running tests, loading webpages, etc, which all take time"

A frustrating vision of the future would be when we've been asking for faster loading lighter web pages for years and then companies start caring about it and improving it not for us humans but for LLMs.

jodrellblank··on Decimen Optical Transfer: fountain-coded QR file transfer
Psion Series 5 and other PDAs had infra red (IrDA) ports for 'beam'ing contacts, transferring files, printing, etc.

1998 - https://groups.google.com/g/comp.sys.psion.misc/c/oFtTHyx6IR...

1994 - https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/IrDA

jodrellblank··on How Americans View Capitalism, Socialism and Free Enterprise
I wonder if people would have a more favorable view of it if it wasn't a way to whitewash the wealthy crushing the poor as if they were a commodity like stones, and then direct blame onto the poor for not working hard enough, and present the crushing as virtuous.

As a parlour game for the wealthy to use markets to find the best price for a slab of marble or a Faberge egg, it's fine. As a system for finding the best price for a loaf of bread which doesn't take into account how close to starving someone's family is, it's terrible.

As a system where an insurance company puts a number on a spreadsheet for the risk of a warehouse full of wood burning down and the owner uses that to decide whether to install a fire alarm and sprinkler system, it's fine. As a system where the owner uses that to decide whether to install a fire alarm and sprinkler system in an office based on how expensive it is to replace the dead employees, it's terrible. When the employer can't put a sprinkler system in because any competitor which doesn't can undercut prices, it's terrible. [Regulation which says offices must have fire alarms does not fix the general class of this race-to-the-bottom / exploit inhumanely as hard as possible problem].

When people can use contracts to come together to build a rocket engine, it's fine. When the idea is that you would use your perfect knowledge of everything down to whether a workplace has a fire alarm before deciding whether to accept a contract, it's ridiculous. You don't have enough lifetime or cynicism to find all the nooks and crannies people will be trying to cut corners with your life and safety. When the idea is that humans are rational and cannot be manipulated, it's ridiculous. When the practical result of that is that the wealthy can tell the employees that unions are bad, it's terrible. Note that this isn't classical corruption because the wealthy might believe that's true (unions harm the wealthy!), it's a problem of wealthy having lawyers and marketers to spread their message and nannys to free up time for them to learn things, vs others having no spare time or effort or assistance to counter it.

As a system where the person with the best use for a piece of land can buy it and use it, it's fine. As a system where employees have a 2 hour commute because all the homes closer have been bought up by the wealthy who don't even live in their spare homes, and this effect keeps one class of people as 'employees' because they have neither time nor effort nor opportunity to do anything about it, it sucks.

If we all had a magical base quality of life and could "play at capitalism" as a parlour game where the points don't matter the consequences are abstract - you know, like the rich do - then a lot more people would like it.

Consider the situation where 'Capitalism rewards risk' but the only sensible advice for what to do with your money is to invest it in a diversified index fund because anything else is risky. If you do that and stay relatively poor, you aren't taking enough risk to get rich, you idiot, get good. If you take risk and lose, you're an idiot who should have known better and invested in something else "like I did". If you take a risk and win, then you can play off your "lottery win" as you being a more meritorious capitalist. This leads to a situation where the more desperately someone needs money, the less risk they can afford to take to get money, trapping people at the bottom. The less they can afford lawyers to review contracts, the less they can afford to wait and consider their options, the less they can afford to travel for more options, the fewer options they have in terms of borrowing or terms of renting.

As a haves-get-richer, have-nots-get-screwed system, it's bad - at least, unfair, inhumane, eploitative, cruel.

jodrellblank··on I am retiring from fulltime writing (& pseudonymity) to launch Guardian Angel
> "How much would you pay to have access to a smarter version of yourself?"

How much would I pay to rent my fucking self from a landlord? No, bodylord? Mindlord? Poe's Law.

But looking at the post, they argue that big AI labs have an incentive problem which stops them from personalising, but Guardian Angel will make agents which are "Genuinely yours". In what sense is it genuinely mine if someone else owns it and rents it to me? And how does this fix any incentive problem, they're incentivised to better train wealthier people's AIs, and incentivised to keep dropping "my" intelligence or memory or and then dangle a booster carrot for a small fee. The more they can make it think like me, the more effectively they can work out how to exploit me, advertise to me, propagandise me, and that will be profitable information to sell to other marketers.

jodrellblank··on There Will Come Soft Rains (1950) [pdf]
Domingo Gonsales is flown to the moon by tying himself to wild swans, and meets Lunar Christians - The Man in the Moone by Francis Godwin (1601)

Manned mission to the Moon by giant gun - Jules Verne (1865 ish).

Manned trip around Saturn by comet - Jules Verne (1877).

Time traveller sets off to the future - H.G. Wells (1894)

Martian invasion of Earth - War of the Worlds by H.G. Wells (1905)

Global telephone network reaches as many connections as a human brain and wakes up - Dial 'F' for Frankenstein, Arthur C Clarke (December 1, 1975)

Birth of Dr Susan Calvin, founding of US Robotics & Mechanical Men, development of 'Positronic Brain' - Asimov's robot stories (1982 and after)

British space station under construction - The Outward Urge by John Wyndham (1994)

Portal to parallel universes - Sliders (1994)

Doctor Samuel Beckett steps into the Quantum Leap Accelerator and vanishes - Quantum Leap (1995)

Skynet becomes self-aware - Terminator 2 Judgement Day (August 29, 1997. at 02:14 am Eastern Time)

HAL 9000 AI computer operational (1997), first human voyage to Jupiter system (2001), first landing on Europa and alien life discovered (2010) - Arthur C. Clarke's 2001 A Space Odyssey

Moon leaves Earth Orbit after nuclear waste explosion, taking human-occupied Lunar colony with it - Space:1999 (13 September 1999)

Efficient international flight, using Zeppelins and blimps - Rudyard Kipling (2000)

Global climate disaster - The Day After Tomorrow (2004)

Replicants - Bladerunner (2016)

Keanu Reeves smuggles digital information in his brain - Johnny Mnemonic (2021)

Arnold Schwarzenegger kills to survive in a typical American TV show - The Running Man (2025)

Woman relifed into robot, rich people discover workers' rights - Fritz Lang's Metropolis (2026)

First colony mission to Mars, 100 colonists on the largest spaceship ever built - Kim Stanley Robinson's Red Mars (2026)

Tibetan monks finish listing all the names of God, stars start going out - The Nine Billion Names of God, Arthur C. Clarke (when computers were rentable and could print 1000 names per second)

and many more: https://scifi.fandom.com/wiki/Timeline_of_fictional_future_e...

jodrellblank··on Karpathy’s Pelican
It’s better than many of the AI offerings and the bike could steer and the ducks are sitting on saddles, but the three nephews can’t reach the bottom of the pedal stroke and by the looks of their feet on the far side of the bike they aren’t trying. That shouldn’t satisfy Donald and Daisy, leaving them with all the work.
jodrellblank··on Google will expand age checks on Android worldwide till the end of the year
Yes we do leave pubs on the sidewalk and require everyone that wants to drink there to age verify first, what are you talking about
jodrellblank··on Google will expand age checks on Android worldwide till the end of the year
Oh but you enabled the setting "don't use infinite scroll" and we've deprecated infinite scroll so that isn't a setting anymore. While improving service for our customers we have introduced "unrolling pages" which prefetches the next page and attaches it to the end of the previous page to provide a smooth reading experience, and of course we've given that its own setting which you haven't set, and it defaults to enabled to provide the best seamless reading experience for most people.

Next we're thinking about spatial pages, an innovation which considers the app as a viewport flying over the pages laid out in a line. In consideration we have database-views which presents the unpaged tables of content in the database directly to the end user, completely bypassing outdated 'page' skeuomorphisms from the olden days of printers and books. Further out, our researchers are working on Shepherd Tone-inspired viewing, where technically legally it is paged, but it looks and feels like it isn't!

jodrellblank··on Speech Recognition and TTS in less than 500kb
a) I went to a Talon Voice cheat sheet and copied them out because I didn’t remember them. Is plex not right?

b) Talon Voice is a configurable voice engine, the commands are something you setup and people use common shared starter packs and then edit their own, so there isn’t a formal standard, plex might be different in some setups?

c) they just have to be sounds you can vocalise which are distinct from each other, and it helps if they are one syllable when using them often; there’s no reason they have to be dictionary words or mean anything.

jodrellblank··on Speech Recognition and TTS in less than 500kb
NATO phonetic is to be understandable over a noisy radio channel, if you want just distinct sounds then Talon Voice users settled on shorter ones easier to use all the time:

    air a
    bat b
    cap c
    drum d
    each e
    fine f
    gust g
    harp h
    sit i
    jury j
    crunch k
    look l
    made m
    near n
    odd o
    pit p
    quench q
    red r
    sun s
    trap t
    urge u
    vest v
    whale w
    plex x
    yank y
    zip z
jodrellblank··on Is this the end of the once-mighty GoPro?
Why is a dehumidifier either a hack or a lie?

smartvacuums.co.uk says a dehumidifier collects 10 - 20 litres of water a day. dehumidifier-rentals.co.uk says 8 - 20 litres a day for a domestic compressor type, or 0.5 - 10 litres per day for a small domestic type. upgradedhome.com says about 4 litres a day.

Sounds plausible for a mop water bucket to fill usefully full between, say, twice-weekly moppings.

jodrellblank··on Is this the end of the once-mighty GoPro?
> "but that core kernel of shared values is truly universal."

Which values? "We hold these truths to be self-evident, that all men are created equal, that they are endowed by their Creator with certain unalienable Rights, that among these are Life, Liberty and the pursuit of Happiness." does not seem to be upheld very strongly in the USA.

What about women's rights and abortion upturned by the current government, why are Black Lives Matter protests against police brutality needed 50 years after Martin Luther King, what about thousands of people disappeared by Trump's ICE, what about the enormous wealth inequality where the wealthy seem to be a lot more 'equal' than the plebs, what about nobody being punished for the 2008 financial crisis or the Epstein events or the Jan 6th attempted coup? Or the unwillingness of so many people to wear masks during COVID out of respect for their fellow Americans?

How can you claim a "core kernel of universal shared values" without nation-wide universal health care, workers rights, liveable minimum wage, things that demonstrate a fundamental belief in equality and shared values??

jodrellblank··on Is this the end of the once-mighty GoPro?
The irony of (teacher) reciting a pledge in support of 'liberty and justice for all' and then falling apart because a child has tried to use some of that liberty, then wishing and perpetuating injustice upon them in retaliation, is strong.

If one's ideals fall over so easily, what would happen in the event of an actual serious attack on those ideals?

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