icosahedron

That 50% of step daughters will have some sort of unwanted sexual relationship with their step fathers. I don't know if this means actual sex or just unwanted advances. Either way is just mind boggling.

It's so gross on so many levels. I don't recall where I read it, and I hope it's false.

You can easily write games in Lisp. Since you write for the JVM, you may want to look at Clojure (http://clojure.org/), since it runs on the JVM and gives you access to the libraries you've already been using.

There are also ABCL (Common Lisp) and SISC (Scheme) if you want something standard that still runs on the JVM.