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hansmayer··on I'm going back to writing code by hand
> I typically avoid any most abstractions or third party dependencies

Right, so depending on an LLM makes perfect sense in that case, thanks for clarifying :)

hansmayer··on I'm going back to writing code by hand
> Now it's completing features

It's completing shit. Even if it does not implement some lazy stuff with empty catch blocks (i.e. happy path from programming 101 tutorials), it will either expose your secrets in a sensible place or do some other stupidity.

hansmayer··on I'm going back to writing code by hand
> You are in charge.

No, if you have to do all of the stuff you have listed to kind-of-make-it-work...You are not in charge.

hansmayer··on I'm going back to writing code by hand
Amen. Instead of freeing you up - AI enslaves you - and if it was even enslaving to a superior being at least!
hansmayer··on Natural Language Autoencoders: Turning Claude's Thoughts into Text
Claude's "Thougts" - get outta here you gits :)
hansmayer··on Agent Skills
Mate you literally said you are applying the lessons from Apollo programme to do...whatever it is you are doing.
hansmayer··on Agent Skills
Cute ;) why don't ypu re-read again what you wrote in response to my comment ? But dont ask the LLM to summarise it for you.
hansmayer··on Today I've made the difficult decision to reduce the size of Coinbase by ~14%
Its because when something is illogical, these "brains" retort to using some kind of a streched out metaphor which dumbs it down and makes it make sense, to them at least. So they invent the stupidities like treating a team as a Navy-SEAL unit or a sports team or... coming up with something like "player-coach"...
hansmayer··on Agent Skills
Remind me again how does that compare to landing someone on the moon ? Which is what you were implying earlier?
hansmayer··on Today I've made the difficult decision to reduce the size of Coinbase by ~14%
+1 and the irony of this CEO-Idiot calling LLMs "intelligence" and putting people, the stupidest of which are 1000x orders of magnitude more intelligent than an LLM, in the second spot "aligning it", i.e. fixing the AI slop.
hansmayer··on Today I've made the difficult decision to reduce the size of Coinbase by ~14%
> including “one person teams” with engineers, designers, and product managers all in one role.

The reads like typical MBA-efficiency-idiocy taken to the extreme. Clearly this guy is so deeply isolated from the actual work that he cannot even begin to comprehend just how utterly stupid this idea is. It's one thing to push for 100x engineering "output" with "AI", but something completely different to expect a single person to be 3-4 persons in one. Pure schizophrenia - but at least companies like Coinbase which adopt the AI-first illusion will burn themselves faster and leave the room for something new and genuinely innovative.

hansmayer··on Agents can now create Cloudflare accounts, buy domains, and deploy
If the genius who came up with this idea is reading this: Nobody asked for this feature.
hansmayer··on Agent Skills
So you spent a few thousand and now you are the next Ada Lovelace?
hansmayer··on Google Chrome silently installs a 4 GB AI model on your device without consent
> Wait, let me pay my HVAC guy $500 he deserved because he came all the way from his home to replace a fuse

Right, because its totally something an LLM can do, right?

hansmayer··on Lessons for Agentic Coding: What should we do when code is cheap?
> If a linter could deterministically identify bad architecture, you wouldn't need an LLM,

a) that's not what a linter is built for, its a tool with very specific role

b) You must've never seen LLM expose secrets in plain text or use the most convoluted scenarios you can think of.

hansmayer··on Lessons for Agentic Coding: What should we do when code is cheap?
"We" should not do anything. The LLM industry should go and find solutions for the problems they created, themselves. Not offload it to others through sneaky influencer posts. And we should hold them responsible, should they not be able to address the problems they are creating.
hansmayer··on Lessons for Agentic Coding: What should we do when code is cheap?
Spot on. When will the cretins understand, it's not about how much code you can generate.
hansmayer··on Agent Skills
I am incredibly calm. I just wonder at the idiots who think they should compare the magnificiently efficient human brain to the shitslop machines.
hansmayer··on Agent Skills
> We are - I am anyway - using our lessons from building reliable systems from unreliable elements to raise the reliability of outputs of LLMs the same way.

:) :) :) I could tell immediately you are somehow vested in the "success" of the LLM. So 600 B dollars and five years later, can you tell me how far did you guys get? Apollo programme costed a tiny fraction of that and started putting people on the moon some ~10 years later. Would you say that you are on the way to accomplish something similar in the next five years?

hansmayer··on Agent Skills
Why does it feel like it was AI-written ?
hansmayer··on Agent Skills
What skills mate, this is simply text files attempting to narrow down the specs, hoping that this will help the "AI" make less mistakes. But it is still crap, because, <drum-rolls> - it still depends on how this fits into the overall statistical model which changes with every prompt, etc... Please stop peddling this bullshit, it does not work!
hansmayer··on GitHub Is Down
:) :) Sure buddy - mind showing me yours ?
hansmayer··on GitHub Is Down
Flawed reasoning all around. Machine code and object code will look the same given the same source code, target platform, compilation and linkin params etc. How is AI-Slop-Code even close to that?
hansmayer··on Incident with Issues and Webhooks – Resolved
Wow, nice to see the relentless push for more AI slop finally paying back some dividents back to the issuer.
hansmayer··on Incident with Issues and Webhooks – Resolved
Is this finally the rise of the "multi-agentic os/platform" we've all been so eagerly awaiting?
hansmayer··on OpenAI’s o1 correctly diagnosed 67% of ER patients vs. 50-55% by triage doctors
jfc, when does this ai boosting finally stop.
hansmayer··on How Kepler built verifiable AI for financial services with Claude
Oh. I may have misread indeed. Ao its like, still LLM bullshit, but with really strongly worded .md instruction files begging them to please be correct?
hansmayer··on How Kepler built verifiable AI for financial services with Claude
Well... You have a 'tool' that you cannot trust. Present everywhere due to unholly alliance between the LLM- companies and the exhilirated office worker cretins who "use" them to do "workflows". Now they fuck up stuff. Sounds like friction to me, or do you value the LLMs as net positive? WHy should I do something to fix their problems instead?
hansmayer··on How Kepler built verifiable AI for financial services with Claude
> The duo’s answer was to build deterministic infrastructure that serves as a trust and verification layer for AI.

On the one hand, very encouraging to see plain old deterministic infra w/o using slop machines.

On the other hand, this is a recognition that LLMs are just additional friction in the system that we would better off without in the first place!

hansmayer··on Specsmaxxing – On overcoming AI psychosis, and why I write specs in YAML
> Failure-prone stochastic ML systems produce testable, auditable code...

You're missing the bigger picture here. Yeah, they produce code. But "producing" code was never the bottleneck. Yes you can pop out a webapp within a couple of hours, but now you have no clue how it works, even if its a language and framework you are competent it in, because you skipped the part where you understand how the parts fit in together architecturally. So you wrote an elaborate spec, but the LLM "decides" to do something else. Maybe they don't make that PK autoincrement or they throw you in those nice empty "catch" blocks they ingested from various beginner tutorials, which will be very "helpful" when you application silently deviates from the happy path execution that you spec'ed the hell out of in your virulent spec-driven-workflow.. So it "kinda" works, it generates the code. It works the way your kid's toy car works - it "drives" but it cannot be driven to work, can it? So it does not work in the big picture. It's not a reliable enterprise ready system. It's a toy, and should be treated like one.

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