goopypoop

nothing happens

Steve Jackson's Sorcery! was made into games: https://www.inklestudios.com/sorcery/

I can't be the only one who imagined mattresses folding up with people inside

UK regs don't disallow hairdriers in the bathroom though. On the other hand, if EU regs do nothing to prevent plugging a socket from the bath, what are they even for?

Splashes and wet hands are much riskier for receptacles than for a permanent and/or hidden connection. Not to mention hairdriers, space heaters, TVs etc falling into the bath. Pretty much everything smaller than a washing machine is bound to end up in there if the flex is long enough

what do you want?

you could measure it.

using an app with a Fast Fourier Transform (e.g. https://github.com/woheller69/audio-analyzer-for-android ), you can visually compare the sounds of your watches

> The typical meteor is produced by a particle with a mass of less than 1 gram—no larger than a pea

> The total mass of meteoric material entering Earth’s atmosphere is estimated to be about 100 tons per day

that's minimal, not excellent

a semantic layer produces eggcorns

ur ma

I was shown around one job by Dave The Cunt. He was alright

a feeling of incompleteness couldn't even motivate me to finish thi

your usage is fine there too.

however, "the islands of Great Britain" is offensive to the Irish

let's not sanction being niggardly when mooting intent

seems like you're using your social security number and the same password for all your logins

I knew I should be eating more soil

"That's just not how that works" isn't an answer; it's a dismissal.

Who's convinced by "lol no ur stupid"?

steal wallet, receive identity

yeah there's all sorts of useful shapes and convenient features, priced for every budget. Better in most ways!

pipes just lead to trouble

I hear Shite Hammer are playing Bloodstock this year

the picture on that article looks like a nice stripy parking space

"mutually exclusive" means these things cannot both be true

you're saying if any thing is legal it's impossible, and if any thing is possible it's never legal

microwaves are useless because they can't toast bread no matter how hard I mash the keypad

swap.avi is its own damning defence

when your bag vibrates at airport security but, phew, it's not a sex toy it's ok guys it's just my knife everything's fine

or a sonic cheese wire for chirping cheery tunes while chopping chunks of cheese

just a guy abusing his knife to prove he can't fix it using the wrong tool badly

does nobody keep their knives in a pyramid anymore?

zoning out while driving doesn't mean you should pay even less attention to the road