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rcarter@pinyon.org
I cannot emphasize this view enough: The problem with cooking videos is, "what did they edit?". If the video doesn't at least slide a little homage to the peon peeling the onions, can you trust it? If not, I don't!
"I always cook with a thermometer" Not bad, not bad at all, but! I just hardwood grilled another Choice 1" thick steak cut from a full rib roast which was aged a week. Woulda done two weeks but I got hungry. I thought about the thermometer because I wanted perfect (for us 115F, burnt outside, warm inside) but the finger press worked perfect as a doneness detector. Fresh ground Telicherry pepper, salt, and a light marinade of Worcestershire Sauce made for a truly memorable meal. Had some today left over: pepper, salt, and little Worcestershire to moisten it all up. Outstanding. Still gonna go the full two weeks next time.
Now let us talk fish. Or seafood in general. Somebody like Pepín knows how to do those too, and it's quite simple: intensely fresh, cooked to barely done, which is different for say salmon and tuna or an oyster vs. grouper and flounder or freshwater bass or a lobster. No need for fancy sauces or seasonings (blackening, I'm looking at you).
When cooking for family the pork and chicken are still moist and tender, but with guests and modern sourcing they get the dry shoe and a great sauce unfortunately.
I see a lot of people focusing on Julia's videos (and videos in general) but I don't think those were her major contribution. Translating the French culinary curriculum into US vernacular measurements and sourcing, via the books, was her contribution. I stand in awe at how good they are, so many decades later.
Edit: make things more clear.
Not in the US. Only in BigCorps.
I ended up finishing at ASU. This highly educated ChE/Math imbecile took out a $12K student loan near the end because it was "free"[1]. Got to silicon valley and started learning the maths about house loans and income tax interactions and took a glance at the student loan interest payments (something like 6%? I don't remember) and freaked out. Paid it down immediately. Needless to say we advised the daughter different.
[1] The application was like: name, address, and school. Less than a page.
For 50 years I've read vast swaths of fiction, all kinds. Almost all of Stross and fellow travelers for instance.
So I'm pale, male, and stale, and (thus?) I can't for the life of me understand where the majority of the commenters here are coming from. I sure as hell don't want the miasma here bleeding into one of my favorite authorial sources of entertainment.
Fucking colt snuck up on me from the back and bit me hard on the shoulder. When I jumped up to beat the shit out it the fucker did the old can't catch me nehhing business.
My quite short (~5') dressage champ younger sister had to punch way up when her horse was an asshole but I was very impressed to watch her discipline the horse.
I have hated horses all my life. My KLR650 is superior in every way.
I have eaten at restaurants that have "charcuterie boards" but if they're reasonable in price... you get what you pay for. An easy out is to put "prosciutto" on the board as the prize. Quotes because there's orders of magnitudes difference in price and flavor quality across "prosciutto" analogues.
My recommendation is, if you are at all adventurous in the kitchen, is to buy a copy of Michael Ruhlman & Brian Polcyn's "Charcuterie", and just start making stuff that you think looks interesting. I have had quite few dinners where I contributed stuff out of that book and people raved. Nothing special about me, I just followed the recipes. It's an extraordinary cookbook. The vegetarian rilletes are great but I've had people swoon over the duck rilletes that started with me and a dusty farm and a couple of ducks (still quacking). (The book assumes you have duck parts, not live ducks.)
In the olden tymes I would say drop me a line if you needed help/more advice but in this weird world that doesn't seems to work anymore.
Turns out they're so boring and flavorless that 2 packages have been sitting on the shelf for 6 months. I thought I would have an idea what to do with them but so far no. I keep home toasted/ground Szichuan peppercorns in my pantry so I can get any level of "tingly" that I want but come on, there needs to be something else.
No point paying the premium (I would have paid double for authentic charcuterie), and then I tried to buy a goose during the Holidays and nope, can't do that. Haven't been back.
I have historically frequently bought Boar's Head meats from the deli counter because I can get them sliced prosciutto thin and they have the texture to support that. And the overall flavor experience when buried in a creatively built sandwich is "not terrible". Absolutely revolting when compared directly against handmade pastrami, ham, corned beef etc., but not bad in a sandwich.
However: in the last year I have noticed Boarshead moving more of their cured charcuterie meats into "nitrate free", which is a lie, they use celery instead, but of course that degrades the texture and flavor a bit.
So now I just buy the house brand meats when I'm slumming, and make my own pastrami, ham, and corned beef from time to time. For two olds a 5lb batch of cured meat is a lot. Like 6-12 months. But homemade charcuterie is so astoundingly good.
So no, I don't consider Boar's Head a premium brand. At least, not anymore. I smell enshittification at work.
Also, everybody should have the chance to try out real charcuterie.
In the end none of it mattered because it was next to impossible to achieve significant fractions of the quoted "peak" performance for real world/non-embarrassingly parallel algorithms. Especially with the CM-2 and 64 bit floating point.
Unlike many of my classmates I was really good at the mathematical part of the exam questions and could straightforwardly solve them analytically. However, this took too much time! I bombed several important exams learning that "good enough" is an important attitude to have when solving engineering problems. I hated this intensely at the time. (Never give that Stalinist institution a dime till I die.) BUT. There's a reason I went into numerical analysis in graduate school. Which I loved then, turned into a transient career that I enjoyed immensely, and remember fondly.
I doubt this approach is feasible for non-engineering disciplines.
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Although I dearly loved terminal turbo pascal/c, I really detest tiling only window managers/apps.
I just built lem-sdl2 from git and I'm poking around the "Workspaces" "docs" and I'm not seeing what I need. Am I missing something? I'd say, "oh boy, so cool" if I am. If I am not missing something, darn.
[edit: make it clear I built the sdl2 variant on debian testing]
So he unscrews the panel, pulls off the leads, puts in the new capacitor and voila. Then the guy says basically exactly what the above para starting with "A capacitor issue...", including hosing down the coils.
So in 10 minutes I learned another mandatory skill on a Sunday morning, and it only cost $675. (Yes I know better than to place my tongue across the capacitor connectors)
Last year I fixed the condensate drain line clog myself, by uh, well, I was in a hurry, blowing into the pretty grotty drain line. I did purchase the exact model pump for a spare.
I still need to buy a spare capacitor though!
ICE noise on the road sucks too, there's a reason freeways have massive investments in sound barriers.
I hear about things like this delivery program and yes I just die laughing that it could be considered a good idea.
Drone noise destroys the wilderness concept too.
It was one of the most satisfying/gratifying experiences of my entire life.
(Dirty secret: I only deeply learned vector calculus/linear algebra when I taught it.)
(Edit: grammar stupidities)