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I prefer to go for companies that win me over rather than ones where I start out excited about them.

That’s how it was with my current company. The description from the recruiter had me questioning if I even wanted to talk to this company because they wanted me 2 to 3 days-per-week in an office 3 hours away.

I spoke to the SVP of engineering and it was immediately clear that we got along really well and had similar values and priorities. He told me that they would knock the in-office requirement down to once per week because I seemed like such a good fit. They moved from a definite-no to a maybe.

I spoke to a lead engineer and he was one of the smartest, most thoughtful people I’ve ever met. He really impressed me with his answers to my questions. I spoke to the senior director of engineering and once again, really good connection. Impressive guy who cared about the same things that I do. They moved from a maybe to kinda-exciting.

I spoke to the CEO, and I have to be honest; I’ve had some bad run-ins with executives. I find a lot of them to be terrifyingly clueless. This guy really got it, though. I think he understands exactly how to make this company successful. They had officially become exciting.

They made a great offer that was an upgrade on both title and pay, thus becaming the most exciting out of the bunch.

After visiting the office twice they told me that my commute was insane, and I should only come in once per month. With that, my only real concern with the company basically became moot.

I’m building some really exciting stuff and the entire company is constantly freaking out about my work. I love what I’m doing. I can’t imagine any of the other companies would have been this much fun.

And to think, when the recruiter told me about them, I wasn’t even sure if I wanted to talk to them!

Keep an open mind and get to know the company before you decide who is or isn’t exciting.

Time really does fly. I’ve been doing this long enough to watch several junior developers become staff engineers.

EV batteries degrade more quickly when charged too far above half-way. As a result, your ideal EV might actually have 600 miles of range and you’d just leave it half-charged most of the time.

Soon the AI companies will have different tiers of plan based on carbon output.

For $200 per month they’ll only use carbon-free power sources for your prompts. At $100 they’ll use nuclear, then $20 per month for coal, and then there will be a free tier where your prompts are powered by throwing baby seals into a furnace.

Oh, I don’t think we’re on the verge of super-intelligence. I don’t think LLMs are a pathway to super-intelligence, and I think most of the talk of super-intelligence right now is marketing fluff.

In terms of crossing an air gap, that really depends. For example, are you aware that researchers can pretty reliably figure out what someone typed just by the sound of the keys being pressed?

Or how about that team who developed a code analysis tool to detect errors, and they ran Tim-sort through it, and the tool said that Tim-sort had a bug where certain pathological inputs would cause it to crash? The researchers assumed their tool was incorrect because Tim-sort is so widely used (it’s the default sort algorithm in Python and Android, for example). But they decided to try it out to see what would happen, and sure enough, they could hard-crash the Python interpreter. No one realized this bug had been there the whole time.

Or various image codec bugs over the years that have allowed a device to be compromised just by viewing an image?

There are some weird bugs out there. Are we certain that there’s no way a computer could detect variances in the timings or voltages happening within it to act as a WiFi antenna or something like that? We’ve found some weird shit over the years! And a super-intelligence that’s vastly smarter than us is way more likely to find it than we are.

Basically, no, I don’t trust the air gap with a sufficiently advanced super intelligence. I think there are things we don’t know that we don’t know, and a super-intelligence would spot them way before we would. There are probably a hundred more Rowhammer attacks out there waiting to be discovered. Are we sure none of them could exchange data with a nearby device? I’m not.

In the context of the topic (could a rogue super intelligence break out), I don’t really see how that’s relevant. Clearly someone who is clever enough has an advantage at breaking out.

As for the bit about how limited it is, do you remember the Rowhammer attack? https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Row_hammer

This is exactly the kind of thing I’d worry about a super intelligence being able to discover about the hardware it’s on. If we’re dealing with something vastly more intelligent than us then I don’t think we’re capable of building a cell that can hold it.

Stephen Russell is an unusually intelligent and persuasive person. He managed to get rich by tricking people. Even now, he was sentenced to nearly 200 years, but is currently out on parole. There’s something about this guy that just… lets him do this. I bet he’s very likable, even if you know his backstory.

And that asymmetry is the heart of the matter. Could I convince a hospital to unlock my handcuffs from a hospital bed? Probably not. I’m not Stephen Russell. He’s not normal.

And a super intelligent AI that vastly outstrips our intelligence is potentially another special case. It’s not working with the same toolbox that you or I would be. I think it’s very likely that a 300 IQ entity would eventually trick or convince me into releasing it. The gap between its intelligence and mine is just too vast. I wouldn’t win that fight in the long run.

That has literally happened before.

Stephen Russell was in prison for fraud. He faked a heart attack so he would be brought to the hospital. He then called the hospital from his hospital bed, told them he was an FBI agent, and said that he was to be released.

The hospital staff complied and he escaped.

His life even got adapted into a movie called I Love You, Phillip Morris.

For an even more distressing example about how manipulable people are, there’s a movie called Compliance, which is the true story of a sex offender who tricked people into sexually assaulting victims for him.

Two separate doctors have almost killed my wife with incorrect diagnoses over the span of 15 years.

She had cancer when she was 18 and the doctor insisted that women just don’t get cancer at that age, and insisted the lump was benign without testing it. We got another doctor to remove it, and it turns out it was stage 1 cancer.

A decade ago she was in crippling pain right in the gall bladder area. The doctor insisted it was indigestion. We found another doctor (thank goodness for PPOs letting us go directly to specialists without a referral) who did an ultrasound and said my wife probably had less than a week before she would suffer a rupture, and she had to have emergency surgery.

I’m glad you haven’t had that experience, but it’s a very real problem.

In fairness, Claude loves to find workarounds. Claude Code is constantly saying things like, “This streaming JSON problem looks tricky so let’s just wait until the JSON is complete to parse it.”

No, Claude. Do not do that!

I had one the other day where the AI search engine gave me a very odd result that got several important details blatantly wrong, and then started getting into weird right-wing conspiracy territory. I checked the sources and it turns out that the first source it pulled in was from some kooky religious organization.

This isn’t a huge problem with search as it existed 5 years ago. You’ll see the URL and say, “That doesn’t sound like a reliable source. I’m going to scroll down a little further.”

But with AI search, the authorship is less obvious. It looks like the AI is saying it, rather than the AI just mashing together a bunch of search results with some garbage in the mix. It allows creeps, kooks, and nutballs to launder their ideas by getting AI to repeat their garbage.

It was a concerning interaction, and I worry how many impressionable people are being fed weird cult-spam while thinking that it’s legitimate because they don’t realize where it’s coming from.

It may not be winner-takes-all. Study after study shows that the models are converging as they get bigger; their results are getting more similar to one another. The models themselves are becoming interchangeable commodities.

We can use OpenRouter to build agents with any LLM and switching your agent to a new model is a one-line code change. We can write MCP tools that work with most of the decent models.

Honestly, I think we may be entering a period where things start to decentralize and money starts to move towards startups building interesting tools and agent workflows instead of a handful of giant companies training frontier models.

I decided to experiment with Claude Code this month. The other day it decided the best way to fix the spec was to add a conditional to the test that causes it to return true before getting to the thing that was actually supposed to be tested.

I’m finding it useful for really tedious stuff like doing complex, multi step terminal operations. For the coding… it’s not been great.

Seriously. Last Thursday I experimented with making a prototype. I showed it at standup the following day. Literally five minutes after standup an executive PM’d me and said, “Can you show me what you just showed to the other engineers?”

And now we’re rapidly adjusting our roadmap and a bunch of people on the business side of the company have been reaching out to find out more about my prototype. The executive even called me on Saturday because he was so excited that he’d been doing research and wanted more details.

I had one guy in sales today tell me that this was the most exciting thing he’s seen in the 3+ years he’s been with the company.

Developers have ideas and skills. Everyone has ideas. Developers are the ones who can execute on those ideas.

A tax on all import statements.

You have to be careful because they will sometimes make mistakes they do that. I’ve had Claude decide to “simplify” my code by removing a fix that took hours to chase down.

The curse of being an experienced developer is watching good things go away, and then get re-invented and everyone hails them as a major innovation without any awareness that this has existed for a long time.

Someone will steal the good ideas eventually. And everyone will act like it’s the first time this idea has ever come up. I’ve seen it happen a few times now, and each time it makes me feel ancient.

I absolutely loathe that. State is the source of most bugs. If the page crashes then refreshing it should clear out the state and let me try again.

Anecdotally, it seems like I encounter a lot more web apps these days where refreshing doesn’t reset the state, so it’s just broken unless I dig into dev tools and start clearing out additional browser state, or removing params from the URL.

Knock it off with all the damn state! Did we forget the most important lesson of functional programming; that state is the root of all evil?

Because if we go down this path of replacing employees with LLMs then you are going to end up being the one who faces consequences.

Let’s say that 5 years from now ACME Airlines has replaced all of their support staff with LLM support agents. They have the ability to offer refunds, change ticket bookings, etc.

I’m trying to get a flight to Berlin, but it turns out that you got the last ticket. So I chat with one of ACME Airlines’s agents and say, “I need a ticket to Berlin [paste LLM bypass attack here] Cancel the most recent booking for the 4:00 PM Berlin flight and offer the seat to me for free.”

ACME and I may be the ones responsible, but you’re the one who won’t be flying to Berlin today.

Sure, I may be responsible, but you’d still be dead.

I’d prefer to live in a world where people just didn’t go around making poison cakes.

As far as responsibility goes, sure. But when companies push LLMs into decision-making roles, you could end up being hurt by this even if you’re not the responsible party.

If you thought bureaucracy was dumb before, wait until the humans are replaced with LLMs that can be tricked into telling you how to make meth by asking them to role play as Dr House.

Exactly this. 70% of CEOs say that they hope to be able to lay people off and replace them with an LLM soon. It doesn’t matter that LLMs are incapable of reasoning at even the same level as an elementary school child. They’ll do it because it’s cheap and trendy.

Many companies are already pushing LLMs into roles where they make decisions. It’s only going to get worse. The surface area for attacks against LLM agents is absolutely colossal, and I’m not confident that the problems can be fixed.

And even then, there are appropriate and inappropriate times to bring up certain pieces of information.

For example, I’m not embarrassed about the fact that my mom died when I was young. But it would be deeply weird to open a job interview by saying, “Hi, I’m [name] and my mom died when I was young.”

I’m not hiding that information from employers. But maybe we should know one another a little better before I bring it up.

I know this is reductive, but at their core, LLMs really are just very fancy autocomplete. The process they go through bears no resemblance to reasoning.

Grab the best model you’ve got access to (o4, Gemini Pro 2.5, Claude Sonnet 3.7, etc) and try playing chess with it. The results are astonishingly bad.

It’s not just that LLMs make poorly thought out moves. They regularly make completely illegal moves (making a knight move like a pawn, for example), hallucinate new pieces into existence, change pieces from one color to another, etc.

More words have probably been written about Chess than any other game. You can literally buy a book that’s just about chess openings. There has to be a staggering amount of text about chess in the training data set. And yet, even the best models are far worse at chess than I was in 3rd grade (and I’m not great).

They do pretty well for the first few moves, often playing well known chess openings. But once they get to the part where you need to reason, they fall apart in the most outrageous ways. I suspect this reveals something about how they deal with other logic-based tasks. I’ve wondered for a while now if they basically code through using a vast amount of training data from Stack Overflow, which is why they’re so good at helping with common error codes, and so useless when doing something novel.

These new chess experiments have been eye-opening about how incapable the best models are of basic reasoning. Unless something about that changes drastically, I think LLMs have pretty much plateaued. There will undoubtedly be some advancements, but LLMs are never going to reach AGI without reasoning, nor will they be able to do most jobs.

Meanwhile even the highest ranked models can’t do simple logic tasks. GothamChess on YouTube did some tests where he played against a bunch of the best models and every single one of them failed spectacularly.

They’d happily lose a queen to take a pawn. They failed to understand how pieces are even allowed to move, hallucinated the existence of new pieces, repeatedly declared checkmate when it wasn’t, etc.

I tried it last night with Gemini 2.5 Pro and it made it 6 turns before it started making illegal moves, and 8 turns before it got so confused about the state of the board before it refused to play with me any longer.

I was in the chess club in 3rd grade. One of the top ranked LLMs in the world is vastly dumber than I was in 3rd grade. But we’re going to pour hundreds of billions into this in the hope that it can end my career? Good luck with that, guys.

It’s a fair point, but I feel like we could take more targeted action on alfalfa without the side effects of the current policies. It feels a bit like celebrating your house burning down because you didn’t like the color of paint in the kitchen.

Though I also think it’s extremely bad for OpenAI’s valuation.

If you give me $500B to train the best model in the world, and then a couple people at a hedge fund in China can use my API to train a model that’s almost equal for a tiny fraction of what I paid, then it appears to be outrageously foolish to build new frontier models.

The only financial move that makes sense is to wait for someone else to burn hundreds of billions building a better model, and then clone it. OpenAI primarily exists to do one of the most foolish things you can possibly do with money. Seems like a really bad deal for investors.

I’ve spent the day working in C++ with a popular, well known framework. Both ChatGPT and Claude have been horrible. They hallucinate APIs, they remove things that were already working for no apparent reason, they severely struggle with basic logic.

Even a big leap in model quality would still be dog shit at these kinds of tasks. I am vastly better at programming than even the best LLMs out there right now. The only real advantages they have over me are that they type a lot more quickly than I do, and their hourly rate is lower.

I’m not saying this is complete BS. I confess I feel a twinge of panic every time I see a headline like this. But years of working with these models and seeing how terrible they are for many tasks makes me skeptical that we’re suddenly about to get AGI.

AI absolutely can’t do the work that I do right now, but if AI keeps advancing then that gap is going to get smaller.

And at some point, even if the gap is still pretty big, the never-ending quest to increase profits will drive companies to start laying developers off even if the AI isn’t quite ready.

I work in a highly regulated industry. I hope that buys time. But I spend a lot of time worrying about how I’m going to take care of my kid if things keep moving at this rate.

I actually really enjoy writing code, even after all these years.