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GrandMasterBirt··on Ask HN: Best distro for Web Servers - CentOS or Ubuntu ?
Well, at least you don't have to compile java anymore. That used to be a few hours of wasted time.
GrandMasterBirt··on Will the real programmers please stand up?
Zero. Its not a startup. But you can't really get a better healthcare plan, retirement benefits, life insurance, and stability anywhere (most of which is included in your salary already). For example they don't match your 403(b) contributions, they just give you a few grand a year regardless. TONS of PTO. In any case, my point is that for the requirements they should probably pay appropriately, or they just might not attract the people they hope to. Remember not everyone cares about the startup mentality, many just want the job/pay, especially if the job does not want overtime and such. Then again you take no risk, you get no percentage.
GrandMasterBirt··on Will the real programmers please stand up?
Its about benefits. 125k is quite low for high risk jobs for the awesomeness you require. My job offers the same salary with significantly more stability and not so insane requirements.
GrandMasterBirt··on Will the real programmers please stand up?
Sorry, live in wrong state, and I don't code in C. Though I'd love to pick it up, can't be harder than java or javascript, just some things you take for granted like references vs pointers have to be deliberately thought of until they become second nature. O well lets wait till the kids move out and I have free time to pick this stuff up :)
GrandMasterBirt··on Will the real programmers please stand up?
Had no idea what Condition Variables were. Honestly. However after reading up on them I realized I've been using them for a looooong time, they just seemed so natural a solution to a problem. Most simple patterns can be derived by yourself without any help because they really fit the solution so well that it feels unnatural to not think of them. Some of the more interesting ones are removing complexities :)
GrandMasterBirt··on ASK HN: How do you motivate a lazy co-founder?
I've been in an interview where they bluntly said "8:30am - 6:00pm are the required hours minimum".
GrandMasterBirt··on ASK HN: How do you motivate a lazy co-founder?
If the dev is getting the job done, let him work 1 hr a day if he wants that. If he is slacking off a lot then don't hire interns have him pick up his slack and show you why he can't get the job done and needs help.

If the dev is really not being effective, try setting deadlines, and giving him more interesting problems to solve. Don't require any hrs, in fact let him know that if he can meet the deadline with 30 minutes of work per week then he earns himself a vacation for the rest of the time. However make sure his estimates are reasonable. Basically become a "slave driver". Note: DO NOT MICROMANAGE. Give him a "what must be done this week" thing, and check up at the end of the week, or before you leave every other day (and by check-up I mean ask him if hes on target, facing problems, etc, 5 minutes max).

If all does not work, cut your losses.

Regarding the intern and yourself. Question yourself/intern as to the interaction needs between everyone. If you all need to be together at the beginning of the day to discuss something, then ask your developer if he can teleconference in the morning, then go back to sleep (if possible). Let the intern work whatever hours he/she wants if its also development work and not client-related. Remember measure productivity VS hours. I find that I can be more productive in 1 hr on the TRAIN with my DINKY NETBOOK AND NO INTERNET than 5 hrs in the office or even at home. And usually after the train ride anything that I haven't solved is already well discussed in my mind and 20 minutes of google + typing solves that when I get home. I can't mention this enough, if the productivity is not suffering then let him be.

Have you considered flipping the work day? Would you be happier coming in in the PM?

The only time anyone needs to be in the office is for people to communicate, and to keep track of people, if minimal communication is necessary there is no need for fixed hrs especially in a startup.

GrandMasterBirt··on Amazon EC2 freezes Moore's law
I am going to move past the OP's face-value argument.

The point is that amazon pricing is fairly static. You get X for $Y. However as the years go by, the value of X decreases yet you are still charged $Y. So basically going to a hosted service I might get a significantly faster machine for my buck. Sure it won't scale as quickly but that might be a minor issue, pick your battles so to speak.

Amazon needs to take into account this, and instead of upgrading everything, just start deflating prices of the old and buying newer hardware every 2 years or so and charging full price for the new hardware. This keeps them well balanced with technology. In the end this just means that instead of buying 1 server, you will buy 2 for the same price outdated servers and vuala.

However thats not quite how servers work and its not like their cost-for-operations is going down with the years as well.

GrandMasterBirt··on Why Linux-Users are Software Pirates.
The author obviously missed the ENTIRE POINT OF OSS! The idea is you don't charge people for the CODE, or the compiled code, etc. You charge people consulting. And it works. My co workers found good OSS, and guess what? They hired the people who wrote it for a project, and those people delivered as expected.

How did emacs oss shit start? The guy made an OSS editor, and said I will customize it to your company's needs for my fees, and you just have to accept that my changes will all be oss. And if I do something cool for someone else you get those changes too.

Thats the point. You think Linus is having trouble finding a high-enough paying job? HA!

The only thing this DOES mean though, is that those who "don't do" can't really make the money on software. Unless they bring value to developers by helping the devs get work, work together, etc. If all you have is 10 lines of golden code and that is something someone else wrote and u can't do shit with it, then you have nothing because everyone has those 10 golden lines. Yet if you have the person who wrote them you have a competitive advantage.

GrandMasterBirt··on Apple Stealing All FaceTime Information, AT&T Locks Users via OTA Updates
1) Att already knows where you are. Its called cellphone towers :) Your approximate location is known.

2) As if google maps or any other google service does not collect data on you. So theres nothing special about this.

3) OTA updates is a brilliant idea. They want to lock their crap down, sorry no hacking. They want to make it as difficult as possible. Only affects people who don't abide by the EULA. Wait you do want to install ur own crap and not abide by apple's istore policies? Get an android or stfu I guess.

GrandMasterBirt··on Extreme DIY: Building a homemade nuclear reactor in NYC
Does anyone else here notice the wonderful reporting "neighbors have mixed feelings on nuclear reactor". Yes, most people will be terrified to know that there is a nuke-of-sorts being built next door. Few know that nuclear reactor != the same stuff used for the a-bomb and Chernobyl. So yes, people have mixed reactions. I wonder how many people are actually aware of the difference between Fusion and Fission.

The reactions are: They don't understand WTF the guy is doing, and therefore think they got a nuke in the backyard. Or. Yay we don't need no stinkin' oil.

GrandMasterBirt··on Google Voice open for everyone (In the US)
I've used google voice for over 3 months, and have switched away from it.

My main goal was to replace my voicemail. I never check it (currently have 10 messages). Most of them are hang-up messages from my mom or family member, so I mostly ignore them. I almost never get useful voicemail. So. Google voice to the rescue.

First apparent problem (not so bad). The speach to text is horrible. Maybe 40% of the voicemail was correctly transcribed. maybe less. But never really useful. Ever. I only got the gist of if I should or should not listen to the voicemail, which really is good enough for me because it solved my voicemail problem.

Second hidden problem (maaaaaaaajor, the reason I quit): Calls are not instantly forwarded. This might sound like I am picky, but check this out: If for 3 out of 4 rings the call is being forwarded, I only realize someone is calling when they hang up. (this feature was necessary so that people calling my regular cell would immediately get my google voice voicemail vs my regular voicemail). Actually often the forwarding would be so slow that the person already got to voicemail by the time my cellphone rang. People mostly thought my cell was off.

So overall until their speeds SIGNIFICANTLY increase I can't use gv. And I am not even doing this as a business. So their little graph of how google voice revolutionizes telephony is kinda bs. Wait 5 years and the pudding will tell.

What is nice is if I DONT use my gv number, then I can switch away from it without problem. If people start only calling my gv phone number I will be trapped in the crappiness of google voice. I am glad they let me use my regular phone number vs gv phone number.

GrandMasterBirt··on What Broke My Father’s Heart
Great article. I have a similar outlook on life, I would rather die than lose my mind, and I discussed this with my wife already.

I think the point is not the pacemaker. But the elongation of life and not seeing death as a good thing. If we always chose to prolong life, under any circumstance, then people profit (a dying person needs lots of medical care) and their caretakers only suffer. The person, I don't know, is it better to live with a half-working brain? Is it even living at that point?

I think while people want to live, people need to face death early, and tell their loved onces what their wishes are. And hopefully this sort of situation won't happen, or not for long.

GrandMasterBirt··on X-Ray Pin-Up Calendar 2010 By Butter
Funny. I love the take on calendar models.
GrandMasterBirt··on 3D pictures without glasses
No... Its not just animation. The alternating images tricks ur brain. BUT this gives me major headaches almost immediately.

While yes animation does sort-of give the perception of 3d, the images here really do appear to have depth in the monitor. Its a cool trick. Now I am guessing we need to play this at a rate of 30fps each image (thus 60fps) or so so that we don't "see" the non-3d image alternations but we experience it nevertheless without a headache I might add.

GrandMasterBirt··on Ask HN: Review my startup, Wedoist
Completed is so final. I click the button and there is no way to undo it. On that note, it is very unclear that the button is "completed" looks more like an edit link.

Actually there is a way to "uncomplete it" by editing it via the comments mechanism, but that is horribly unintuitive and actually does not work always. Op, found a way to uncomplete that works, there is a link on the inbox header. PLEASE stop hiding important links. I know the design is nice and simplistic but sometimes hiding shit is bad.

Also when you edit comments for something from the status updates tab, it does not update anything in the status updates tab list, it does only after a refresh.

GrandMasterBirt··on Pirate Chatroulette
Lol? Now next project is to integrate facial recognition and compare with driver license/passport photos and were in business.
GrandMasterBirt··on Ask HN: What od you think of Pay to Bid Auction Sites such as Swoopo.com
Yea, scam. Do the math and you realize its a scam. Theres been posts on this over a year ago. Think about it. At 1 cent increments if bidding itself costs 1 cent. By the time the price reaches 100 bucks you already made 100 dollars in bids along. But bidding usually costs 5 cents per 1 cent bid so you already made 500 dollars on a 100 dollar auction + 100 dollars for sale.
GrandMasterBirt··on Pure CSS Twitter Fail Whale
I'm sorry but this is a tiny fraction of CSS3. Lets see some real cool stuffs.

However, "look what I can do in CSS3" is always fun to see, because it introduces techniques not necessarily just the technology.

GrandMasterBirt··on Pure CSS Twitter Fail Whale
The only html5 think here is border-radius. Now this just shows that we can encode weird shapes using borders which is a well known fairly old technique.

Perhaps we can have a small image maker took which generates html5 vs an image.

Now that is great and all and is probably a really nice experiment into doing stuff with CSS, but this is a tiny fraction of what CSS can do being used, but practically, an image takes less memory/cpu to render.

GrandMasterBirt··on SeaMicro drops an atom bomb on the server industry
I am completely baffled that Intel did not do this. I guess they figured ATOM is just a crappy little side-project processor, not one of the big boys.
GrandMasterBirt··on Banana equivalent dose
I love the comparison through to three-mile-island. This really goes to show that radiation is so hyped and never put in perspective. Obviously not everyone is a nuclear physicist or even understands this stuff. This is why people should have researched and claimed that the radiation exposure they got from 3mi is the equivalent of ingesting a single banana. It is important to put things in terms most people would understand when you are making a public announcement. Maybe that is asking too much from the media...
GrandMasterBirt··on Fallout’s Forgotten Revolution
In fallout being the bad/good guy is all about short-term vs long-term benefits.

Evil - Kill everyone, get their guns, their bullets, their armor.

Good - Politically resolve situations. Often less/equal money. Requires more diplomatic skills. Potentially less ammo, less guns, less armor. However you can rob everyone blind and still play the good role :)

Its all about creating allies or trade routes or killing the hell out of everyone.

GrandMasterBirt··on SparkleShare: Open Source Dropbox clone coming soon
OMFG! I've been hoping for THIS exact technology. I wanted to set up dropbox like environments on all my machines so I can share unlimited data across my LAN this way every single machine acts as a back-up for every other machine on my entire lan set up when it comes to data I very much care for (My Documents, All my photos, etc.) Its not much, 20GB total? If that much. I can even have some machines mirror that to external drives. The idea though is to have them all usable from anywhere and backed up via LAN. Yea so this sounds great.

If we don't need a "server" or do but all machines are servers just one is considered the gatekeeper, this is perfect. Just install everywhere and go.

GrandMasterBirt··on Ask HN: Why do no other laptop manufacturers get it?
What about a keyboard layout that at least remotely resembles a real keyboard or uses the FN key intelligently. Like lets make the arrow keys + fn work like page up/down home/end. Instead they make these absolutely insane-o layouts which are impractical and different on every single f-ing laptop even of the same manufacturer. Look at macbooks. All of em. For last 5 yrs. Same keyboard layout AND it is usable because macos does not need the home/end/etc keys instead they have decent combinations. Still solvable by good fn key placements. Also who the hell needs numlock on a laptop. Never seen a single practical reason for it except to annoy the crap out of you "why do some keys make numbers for no good reason".

Just figure that crap out.

And the names are like car names. They don't want to give an impression that a computer is "bad" or "slow" or "crippled". Do you want to tell your friends "I got a Dell Crippled v3" so they go for the insane-o names. But apple has maybe 1000x less component combinations available as a baseline model. Remember they control the hardware, while these vendors sell mish-mashes of different hardwares.

GrandMasterBirt··on Don’t Buy The HTC EVO, It Is A Seriously Flawed Device
What is the consequence of turning these background dts off? Does that mean it won't poll facebook/twitter? Because I don't use those at all. Which means battery life is fine :)
GrandMasterBirt··on Daring Fireball: iPhone 4 Impressions and Observations
I wonder, does the HTC Evo have the same fusion of touchscreen and glass? So no more dust-under-the-glass issue as well or is Apple the poinere here?
GrandMasterBirt··on Apple pulls an Adobe, requires Apple Quicktime player but won't support it
I have no respect for companies who don't use their own crap. If Jobs wants anti-flash, use html5 like he said, if it is not viable, then stfu. However maybe flash on the IPHONE makes no sense, but then say that, not that flash sucks because html5 is open and flash is not.

At least adobe uses flash on their stuff. Actually I wish they didn't but it shows they are confident with their product.

GrandMasterBirt··on How to sleep on a long haul flight
Once i saw the title I had an immediate answer. Quite simple:

a) NOISE. You need noise. So much that it is not too loud but becomes background and ignorable. Practice on the NYC subway.

b) Head Rest. Something to keep your head in place and no pressure on the neck. Do that and you can sleep sitting or standing (yes I can)

c) Nobody touching you. anyone around you can do what they want, but as long as body-contact does not CHANGE all is well. You can be touching their hand or shoulder to shoulder, but as long as there is no change you are fine. Sleeping in weird non-super-restful positions = you are more alert so small things will wake you.

Again, practice on NYC subway and you will be an expert in no time.

GrandMasterBirt··on Drug dealers shouldn't make iPhone apps
* Success at Web Apps != Success at Mobile Apps.

While true, more important is

Good all-round knowledge in solving problems that users have every-day by using techology is 100% transferable between all computer and non-computer solutions. If you are good at finding niches in the market where users need help, how the hell is that no transferable?

Now maybe writing webapps does not mean I can write great mobile apps, need some training.

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