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ChrisMarshallNY

37,750 karma · joined June 2, 2019

Software engineer and developer of Things Apple, living in New York.

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Basically, if you find “ChrisMarshallNY” anywhere, it’s probably me (except Pinterest).

This is my GitHub profile: https://github.com/ChrisMarshallNY

This is my StackOverflow profile: https://stackoverflow.com/users/879365/chris-marshall

This is my LinkedIn page: https://www.linkedin.com/in/chrismarshallny/

NOTE: Most of the above are “placeholders.” I’m mainly active here and GitHub (code repo, not community).

I have two companies:

https://littlegreenviper.com (where most of my writing is done -this is probably the best place to contact me)

https://riftvalleysoftware.com (where most of my coding is done -The site is currently being revamped)

If you need to contact me, both those sites have contact forms. I'll get the email.

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[ my public key: https://keybase.io/chrismarshallny; my proof: https://keybase.io/chrismarshallny/sigs/xEIdocHLl18EwBfmpGU2K7lV1wnFozYd3S29dZdGgUY ]

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ChrisMarshallNY··on No Man's Sky Cosmos
Eh. As a Mac user, my AAA choices are limited. I mostly play Borderlands 2 & 3, and NMS. I’m not a huge gamer, and these have been enough for me. I just play in bursts, when I’m taking breaks from coding.

I don’t like playing with others, as the experience of being fragged by a 15-year-old, shouting biologically impossible suggestions to me, is not really on my bucket list.

I’ll play it. It won’t be super exciting, but, if I was serious about gaming, I’d get a dedicated Windows rig.

ChrisMarshallNY··on iPhone Duo
I’ve seen that happen a couple of times. I know there was an infamous Microsoft one, where the demo BSOD’d on Bill Gates (Not WWDC. I wasn’t there, but I’m sure there’s video). Microsoft used to demo real unstable stuff.

I remember one WWDC, where Ian Diery was giving a demo with a young man, and asked “Where’s the beef?” The kid looked down at his pants, and the crowd burst into laughter.

Diery did not laugh. He was a fairly serious chap, with no discernible sense of humor, so I expect his assistant was sanctioned for that.

I think the last DuDub I went to, was around 2005 (pre-iPhone). I know it was at Moscone. Jobs led that. He was one of the best presenters I’ve ever seen. He could recover from curveballs almost imperceptibly.

The first, was in 1987, or 1988. One of the first.

ChrisMarshallNY··on Trey Parker and Matt Stone Are Changing the Name of South Park to South America
From what I hear, Larry Ellison has no detectable sense of humor. Something about a lawnmower...
ChrisMarshallNY··on iPhone Duo
Absolutely none of the announcements today, make me want to go out and get something. I am giving the Duo a year or two, to work out the bugs, and get more capability. The extra screen space isn't really interesting to me.

The only ones I might consider, are the new base AirPods. I have never really warmed to the Pros (I have two pairs, but like the regular ones better).

I am looking forward to iOS27. I'm interested in seeing how the simulator presents the Duo.

ChrisMarshallNY··on Muse – Meta’s personal AI agent
> So, us serial HN users and commenters are the extreme minority

Words to live by.

ChrisMarshallNY··on Copyright does more harm than good and should be abolished
That can be applied to anything, including tech. I don't think bringing in extremes, improves the conversation.

I seem to remember a guy living in a cabin, writing manifestos, and mailing bombs to tech people and academics.

ChrisMarshallNY··on Copyright does more harm than good and should be abolished
> And then, in the extreme case, you might get blown away on the street and have your murderer canonized.

Ahem

That was health insurance. Different beast.

Not excusing pharma, but that bit of extreme casting doesn’t really belong in the conversation.

Like most things in life, “It Depends” is probably applicable, here. Copyright, patents, and trademark exist for a reason.

Abuse of these structures, is the real issue.

Like people that argue for unfettered capitalism, or total legalization of all vice, we need to think about basic human nature, when discussing these things. That doesn’t happen, usually. It’s either all or nothing. We don’t consider that moderation, and benevolent structure, are possible (which they might not always be, considering human nature).

The hard part is imposing just enough structure to ensure that we get maximum effect.

About a month ago, there was a post about the “Pareto Front,” that point at which maximum desired effect is achieved, with optimal resource usage, and side effects. The zenith.

That can also apply to social infrastructure, but it’s really, really difficult, and lawyers and social scientists don’t think that way.

I honestly feel as if very few people take basic human nature into account, when designing pretty much anything.

ChrisMarshallNY··on Trey Parker and Matt Stone Are Changing the Name of South Park to South America
I have been informed that a common HN practice, is to have your sense of humor extracted, when getting your first colonoscopy.
ChrisMarshallNY··on Trey Parker and Matt Stone Are Changing the Name of South Park to South America
> We especially want to thank our parent company Paramount -- a Skydance Capitulation.

Sick burn.

ChrisMarshallNY··on LG TVs caught spying even when offline or on standby
You'll notice that this was not a popular discussion.

HN users don't like it when billionaires are dissed, as many want to achieve that, for themselves. Very much a reflection on the demographics of this site. Maybe not a bad thing, but kind of amusing.

ChrisMarshallNY··on LG TVs caught spying even when offline or on standby
> Did you see how much hatred the business community directed at Lina Khan

Lina Khan truly has the interests of consumers at heart.

The hatred was not just right-wing. Many lefties hated her, too.

The common thread seems to be billionaires.

ChrisMarshallNY··on Paramount Caught Using 'Astroturf' Group to Drum Up Fake Support for Merger
A classic Yes, Prime Minister: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ahgjEjJkZks
ChrisMarshallNY··on The car industry A/B tested selling a car with and without CarPlay
I find that hard to believe. My experience with Apple (as a developer), is that they are absolutely brutal about data collection, and being an Apple developer, means toeing a lot of lines, wrt privacy-related stuff.

It seems that every time I submit an update or new app, it gets rejected, because Apple just tightened the bolts a bit further.

ChrisMarshallNY··on There's No Limit to How Bad Code Can Get
Eh. I've found a "happy medium." I generally restrict comments to headerdocs at the function and property level. I use descriptive names, and keep the functions relatively small and task-oriented, so they do a fairly decent job of documenting themselves.

Every now and then, I'll insert a "why" comment, if I feel it's necessary.

I wrote about my technique (and reasons), here: https://littlegreenviper.com/leaving-a-legacy/

ChrisMarshallNY··on There's No Limit to How Bad Code Can Get
One of my first jobs, was as a maintenance engineer, on a 100KLoC+ codebase of 1979s-era FORTRAN IV.

No comments.

No subroutines (what we now call “functions”).

No variable name longer than 4 characters.

Fun. The most effective debug tool, was a Ouija board. It made me an expert WAGger.

It was the main reason that I am so anal about code Quality, these days. I never want to subject anyone else to that.

BTW: with today’s LLMs, there’s really no excuse for badly-documented, or badly-formatted code. You can write a thousand lines of commercial-grade spaghetti, and tell the LLM to format and document it.

ChrisMarshallNY··on Pentagon rescinds new testosterone screening policy without explanation
It also makes you crazy. I have a friend that took it for years. It certainly made him buff, but it also made him divorced, friendless, addicted, and unhealthy.
ChrisMarshallNY··on Can AI design circuit boards yet?
Interesting. AI may be pretty good at managing the gazillion different things that make up circuit boards.

Frankly, I am surprised that it isn't already a solved problem, as we've had silicon compilers, for many years, and I always figured that IC design is more difficult than PCB.

ChrisMarshallNY··on Adult Film Producer Unmasks Prolific 'John DOE' Torrent Pirate as Meta Executive
You may remember this story, from a month or two ago: https://arstechnica.com/health/2026/07/on-the-run-for-20-yea...
ChrisMarshallNY··on Hackers had a live feed of every ID verification company scanned for over a year
I think the OS is needed to sign the challenge, but the private key can be taken wherever. And passkeys are multiplatform. Not Apple-only, by a long shot.

And I suspect that most geeks, hereabouts, could set up their own signing system.

ChrisMarshallNY··on Hackers Had a Live Feed of Every ID Verification Company Scanned for over a Year
I use passkeys only, for the backend admin app for my app.

They work fairly well. I use a login ID/PW to set up the passkey, then the passkey, for everything else.

Passkeys work well, but I feel as if they are still a bit too “fiddly” for your average mensch.

I’m pretty sure the private key is transferable, but Apple keeps them in the Keychain, so they seem locked into the OS. On my machine, I can also keep passkeys in 1Password.

A while back, I wrote up a series on implementing passkeys in iOS/MacOS: https://littlegreenviper.com/series/passkeys/

ChrisMarshallNY··on Hackers had a live feed of every ID verification company scanned for over a year
OK. That's how it got all the upvotes. I am here fairly often, and in my neck of the woods, it was only high up for about three of them. I note that it starts its drop (quickly) at about 9AM, East Coast time. I should note that front page is 30 or less, and, according to that graph, it was only there, for about ten hours; most of which wasn't daytime, in the US. I only noticed it, the first time, because I woke up in the middle of the night, and checked the site.

But it's still the type of story that should have had a much longer tenure, especially as it was Krebs.

I am now thinking that the access may have been through a backdoor. It certainly seems to have operated like a direct intravenous link.

BTW: Thanks for this link: https://securitywall.co/tools/ipa-analyzer

Looks interesting.

ChrisMarshallNY··on Hackers had a live feed of every ID verification company scanned for over a year
It also dropped off the front page, pretty quickly, despite getting a lot of upvotes and comments. I was surprised by that, as this is exactly the type of story that tends to spend a couple of days on the front page.

But it’s also the kind of story that won’t stay down, and will definitely be back.

It appears as if there are folks here that don’t want to talk about this.

ChrisMarshallNY··on FBI Probes Service Selling 153M+ Drivers Licenses
It’s interesting how quickly this story dropped in the rankings. It’s a highly relevant story, that is likely to spawn more notice.

Ars already has a story about the same breach: https://arstechnica.com/security/2026/09/my-drivers-license-...

Is this story being flagged? If so, why?

ChrisMarshallNY··on I rented a car, and within hours my driver's license was for sale
Not quite a dupe. That's the original Krebs one.
ChrisMarshallNY··on FBI Probes Service Selling 153M+ Drivers Licenses
True, and there’s the notorious story of the Finnish psych data leak[0].

I just don’t hear about it anywhere near as much.

[0] https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Vastaamo_data_breach

ChrisMarshallNY··on FBI Probes Service Selling 153M+ Drivers Licenses
> vendors who collect this sensitive data need to be held to a higher standard.

They already do that, in Europe. I assume that it works, as I don’t hear about this level of stuff, over there (though it could be because I am not plugged into European news).

One thing about the US, is that companies that have the means, can afford regulatory capture, or even strait-up bribery. This is often magnified, at the local level. I am constantly hearing anecdotal stories about the absurd levels of naked corruption, in my town. Much of this, comes from my friends, who own businesses.

The more plugged-in we are, the more access these small, corrupt municipalities have; so a bribed bureaucrat in a small town, could have access to a national database. We’re hearing a lot about small-town cops, accessing Flock camera data.

ChrisMarshallNY··on RotaryCell: Making an unmodified rotary phone work over LTE with an ESP32-S3
Eh. My wife still watches live TV. I don't. If it were just me, I'd be Internet-only.
ChrisMarshallNY··on RotaryCell: Making an unmodified rotary phone work over LTE with an ESP32-S3
I have one. It comes from my cable modem.

We still have a landline. It's part of the cable package, but it mostly just gets robocalls.

ChrisMarshallNY··on Playa Phone
You need to have a rotary dial on it. ;)

Good show!

ChrisMarshallNY··on 'Mad honey' that can stop your heart is being sold online
I know that West Virginia has entire Rhododendron forests. They are pretty awesome.
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